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When two gentlemen, usually heterosexual and inebriated, engage in a competition to see which of the two gentlemen can sustain an errection the longest, with a partially hollowed out melon over their penises.
The first to have their melon drop to the floor is the loser.
George and Alfed covered their throbbing hard cocks with the hollowed out remains of a delcious watermelon, having just agreed to a melon off.
Alfred, weak from the 13 cocksucking cowboy shots he had recently downed, lasted a meer 13 seconds before the watermelon dropped to the floor in what can only described as a bloody mess. George, delighted at his new found glory, shoved his ---- up Alfreds arse, and they both agreed they were all winners in the end.
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Melon Boy is a common name for those unpopular dickheads in your school.
"For god sake, we have a melon boy in our school.. and he is called toby!"
When you and your lads want to watch the good stuff
Come on mate let's go and hatch a melon
noun; an healthy, natural, non-plastic surgical person who is very or extremly thin.
"she's a Skinny Melon"
"no, she's had a tummy tuck"
The sexual act involving a male participant depositing his seed onto the cheast of a consenting female. This act must take place in winter conditions so the semen can immediately begin to freeze when making contact with the breast. A melon frostie can be reinacted during warmer weather in a large cool room or freezer. - RVAL
Rob: Where did Alex go?
He snuck out into the backyard for a quick Melon Frostie, he had waited 6 months for this weather!
basically means an Asian man going around robbing people while wearing $35 USD men’s cotton black underpants while holding a toy water gun and wearing fake balenciaga sunglasses with a broken grey beanie walking proudly down the street and spitting at people.
“Damn son, just got robbed by a fuckin chunk melon bruh, ain’t wanted no trouble with that guy.” said Bob.
A sober nigga who bothers members of the pull gang and opposes the consuming of a marijuana substance.
Jimmy: Weed is bad for your health.
Ben: shut the fuck up you bop melon.