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social control

"jesus was a jew, he didn't die for you"

by no July 18, 2003

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religion

1. An explanation of the things we don't understand.
2. A reason to exist. There is no reason for us being here, so we have created our own. God.
3. A controlling agent. Kids be good, or santa won't give you presents. Its the same thing. People behave, or you'll go to hell!
4. Fear of death. Everything suggests that death is the end. Its ludicrous to suppose there is some sort of spiritual afterlife. We all know we will die eventually; and we don't like it. So we deny it..fabricating a fantastic fairytale to convince ourselves that there is no such thing as death. Well its a load of bollocks - remember the Romans worshipped every new planet they saw...the Egyptians worshipped the sun..for as long as man has been around, so has his need to worship something. Its an expression of our insecurity and it will last as long as fear itself

You can't insure your life on a figament of man's collective imagination. Remember once, we all believe the earth was flat, and mental problems were the work of demons

by Chris December 13, 2003

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religion

It doesn't matter what religion you are, you're going to hell!

1) if you are christian your going because your not catholic, if your catholic your going to hell because your not in love with fucking allah, if allah is the shit then your going to hell because i'm typing this... you get it. its so stupid.. the only way your not going to hell is... o wait its all bullshit anyways there is no hell!

2) the flying spaghetti monster rules all.
3) religion is fake and it's a cult

by Q.A. June 21, 2007

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Religion

Religion is the greatest and most enduring excuse for fear.

Zealot 1: I am afraid to die.
Zealot 2: Let's cook up a story to make ourselves feel better.
Zealot 1: Okay, how's this? When we die, we'll go to a better place.
Zealot 2: Sounds good! Can we call it 'Religion'?

by Sujasha February 10, 2009

51๐Ÿ‘ 55๐Ÿ‘Ž


religion

Religion: a lie that is made up by heterosexual men, for heterosexual men of earlier time, and them only. The bible/quran and others alike are directed to straight men on how they should live their lives and treat others around them the way they think is right. Women are inferior to men, gay men should be murdered and slavery is acceptable. Everything about every holy book, which are god's words and forever perfect apparently, is fitting/ideal and convenient for straight men only, their lifestyle and their naive view of the world at that time.

"I have never seen the slightest scientific proof of the religious ideas of heaven and hell, of future life for individuals, or of a personal God." - Thomas Edison quote about religion.

by Me-mo December 4, 2007

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religion

A castrated person's substitute for sex.

Religion is a practical joke that most people just don't get.

by Don Juan October 2, 2003

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religion

See: bullshit
Religion is brainwashing and unecessary.
Jews have been idiots thinking they are the "chosen people"
Christians have been stuck drinking the blood of Jesus everyday.
Muslims have been very unmodern and brutal to fellow humans.
Source of anti-Semitism and Islamophobia
Reason why Bush was reelected? Religion was.

Christian : JESUS WAS THE MESSIAH AND THE SON OF GOD!!
Jew : Jesus didn't fullfill the messianic prophecies! And if Jesus was God how did her die on the cross? Hmm...
Muslim : No you idiots! Jesus wasn't killed! Allah put a fake Jesus on the cross and put the real Jesus in heaven.

.....Argument never ends until someone is shot......
.....Everyone....this is what religion does to you......

by aguynamedandy March 29, 2006

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