Shark

Another name we like to use in reference to Po-Po, or Police. They drive around all slow, hide in the dark, and wait for unsuspecting prey to go by. Then they dart out after them, chase them down, and completely ruin their day by giving them a stupid ticket for something.

"Man, watch out, there's a Shark over there, parked around the corner. Slow down..."

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sharks

everyones' new favorite way of expressing any emotion, by simply making a ><^>, it can mean sad, angry, depressed, happy, anything.

friend: you just missed the new south park
ry: SHARKS ><^>
><^> ><^>
><^>
ry: oh well it will be on for another 5 days in a row.

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Shark

A person who cracked a joke no one laughed at.

Guy #1: Dude, last night was amazing.

Shark: Your mom was amazing last night too.

Guy #2: Shark.

Dude #1: Your gay.

Shark: Your dad is gay.

Dude #2: Shark.

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shark

A big, sketchy sea-beast

That shark scared the shit out of me, it's a big sketchy sea-beast.

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Shark

Michael Fassbender

Wanna watch Michael Fassbender movies?

Nah, I don't like sharks

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Shark

A tool with a faux hawk

Guy 1: Dude, look at Alex's guido hair
Guy 2: Yeah, such a tool, he looks like a shark.

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Shark it

To look up a song/artist on the website www.GroveShark.com that you intend (or are pretending to) look up.

Dumbass Drunk Guy: "Yeah, man, you totally gotta check out insert shitty band for sure!"
You: "uhhh yeah, I'll shark it! (or not...)"

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