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Real sport

A phrase that cheerleaders and dancers use to describe their activities

Cheerleading is such a real sport!

I don't understand how you wouldn't consider dancing a real sport!

by KEMMA SLAY June 26, 2016

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Sports Donkey

Someone that likes sports too much. Probably single and will have a gambling problem.

Barry's a Sports Donkey Nancy...do NOT go out with him again. He'll ruin your life.

by Lochlin Cross May 22, 2020


EA Sports

EA Sports is a gaming company that rips off their costumers. Their games are put together with the speed of lightning but always have bug/glitch issues.

They ignore their fans and will ban your gaming account if you ask why they can't fix their game ect.

2k Sports is their rival and seems to treat their costumers with respect.

"EA Sports is making me pay yearly to play their game online? Man I hate getting ripped off."

by macknjack August 28, 2011

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sporting wood

Having an erection in a public place such as the office, or a club.

I had lunch with the new secretary, and was suddenly sporting wood on the drive back to the office.

by England phi beta gamma March 26, 2008

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sporting a chubber

To have a raging hard-on. To have an erect penis.

Dude, that girl was so hot. When we were slow dancing, I was sporting a chubber.

Most days, when I wake up I am sporting a chubber.

by Urban Tony January 4, 2007

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Bug Sports

Definition of Bug Sports

1. When you actively hunt and exterminate alphabet boys (CIA, FBI, DEA, IRS, ATF).

2. The practice of intentionally pursuing the human immunodeficiency virus (HIV) infection through homosexual activity.

1. As the late and great Terry Davis detailed, "On 9/9/1999, I killed a CIA nigger on purpose with my car. God loves bug sports and so do I!"

2. "In Sam Hydes mini-series dubbed Bug Sports, Sam expresses the ways in which an individual can and should pursue the art of bugcatching (or more commonly referred to as bug sports) through the practice of self-love and power."

References:
youtube.com/channel/UC2Vyifkq9akiu8YILlHQ7yA
youtube.com/watch?v=K-W7sT6EMUE
templeos.holyc.xyz/
templeos.org/

by void0 March 5, 2022

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Sports Geek

To be completely and utterly addicted to watching, playing, and engaging in fantasy sports.

Committing your life to watching every professional league available to you.

Joe: Hey man you wanna hang out on Friday?
Jim: No can do bro I gotta watch the Cubs play the Dodgers, then the 'Hawks are playing the Canucks later that night, but I gotta get to bed because Liverpool is taking on Everton tomorrow morning and I don't want to miss it.
Joe: Uhh okay, how about Saturday night?
Jim: Man are you nuts! The Indianapolis 500 is Saturday afternoon and then OKC is taking on the Heat Staurday night! Then I have to channel surf to UFC cause GSP is fighting B.J Penn. Plus I have to update my fantasy NFL team.
Joe: Man you are a total Sports Geek.

by Ilovesports May 15, 2011