bro truck

A bro truck is basically any truck (SUV's included) with a ridiculously large lift kit and oversized rims. Ridiculously large being a lift that raises the truck so high that it renders the vehicle dangerous to actually offroad. Rear and side windows are plastered with common bro stickers (SRH, Skin, SoCal, KMK, Famous Stars and Straps, Skin) and so forth... These vehicles basically serve as dirt bike transporters and pavement queens. Bro trucks have no real offroad qualities and are laughed at by people who actually offroad their trucks that have legit lifts.

Dude...Five threw a 20" lift on a half ton Silverado. Thats such a bro truck.

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truck fuck

Violent act done with a skateboard, usually by a skater.
The individual holds the skateboard and hits something with the axel, which is called a truck. If done right, it can hurt.

Jimmy: So what happened with you and that rent a cop
Clint: Well i was going to give him the street crunch but i just truck fucked him in the teeth when he was down.

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cement truck

When your partner (preferable one who has given you blueballs), roommate, or drunken friend is asleep/passed out, you jizz on their eyes then twist their eye lashes in the hot jizzum and let it dry over night. Hopefully when they wake up the next morning, they won't be able to open their eyes and will think they have gone blind while you laugh and laugh.

Noun or verb, either's cool

Man1: Dude I gave my roommate Joshie a cement truck last night when he was passed out.

Man2: You're not a very good friend D-bag

disco truck

A truck (usually a full size pickup such as a Ford F150 or 250, or a Nissan Titan) lifted to excessive/useless heights with flashy wheels and over sized mud tires. They have the appearance of an off road truck, but rarely see dirt. Usually driven by Bros.

Can often be seen in southern California, parked in front of your local 4WheelParts.

Bro: Yo dawg my truck is gnar. Wanna get high?
Real 'froader: Get that disco truck P.O.S. out of here.

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keep on trucking

general phrase of encouragement meaning to stay focused on a particular job or in general.

"you're doing a great job,keep on trucking."

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milk truck

Used to define a woman with impressively large breasts.

That girl is totally driving a milk truck!

Milk truck on your left.

Last weekend, I got a ride on the milk truck.

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Redneck Truck

This is a truck not like any other most comonly a two wheel drive chevy or ford in a primer color with big tires and either hockey pucks or blocks of wood for a lift allowing them to stuff the biggest mud tires in it they can to make it look like a 4x4 usually has a gun rack a boom box a 4 wheeler or snomobile in the bed for extra traction maybey even an old air conditioner hanging out of the sliding rear window possibly a confederate or us flag and lots of sticker to reflect true personality.

hey look at that yeah its a true redneck truck only a redneck puts 33 inch gumbo mudders on a two wheel drive chevy truck.

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