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Abel

A stud who fucks girls in the ass backwards.

Hey Chad have you ever done the Abel?

by Abel Johnson June 12, 2022


Abel

Abel Is uhh...... Abel, he's something out of this universe he doesn't even feel real he's too perfect(as he present himself) he appeared to be extremely confident, smart, hardworking, athletic, charismatic, funny, Tall(probably around +6'3ft tall) and cute like Damm he's has to be the cutest guy I seen, Ugh I wish I could be with him even though he may be beyond my league or might not like me but he's too perfect even though I barely know him there something about him that makes him stand out and pull me towards him and sometimes I catch him looking at me and I like freze In my brain like idk what to do but I feel like I just want to stared directly Into his perfect eyes but I feel like I might werid Him out If I do. Overall Abel Is perfect he like the dream guy he has a nice body, beautiful long curly black hair, generous and kind, beautiful eyes, lips, everything about screams aesthetic and perfect like It doesn't feel like this guy Is real. I'm guessing he probably goes to the gym because of his body but also takes extremely good care of himself, he just perfect 😫 , and he probably packing🤭 if he could be mine I would definitely make him mine and trust me I'm am not obsessed with this guy one bit 😉 (I have dreams about him every single night and i think about him every second of the day).

Person 1: you see that.... that... guy over there? Who Is he? Does he even belong here?

Person 2: Oh that's Abel you he's out of this world 😩😍

by Anyomoous1234 December 22, 2023


Abel

Abel Is uhh...... Abel, he's something out of this universe he doesn't even feel real he's too perfect(as he present himself) he appeared to be extremely confident, smart, hardworking, athletic, charismatic, funny, Tall(probably around +6'3ft tall) and cute like Damm he's has to be the cutest guy I seen, Ugh I wish I could be with him even though he may be beyond my league or might not like me but he's too perfect even though I barely know him there something about him that makes him stand out and pull me towards him and sometimes I catch him looking at me and I like freze In my brain like idk what to do but I feel like I just want to stared directly Into his perfect eyes but I feel like I might werid Him out If I do. Overall Abel Is perfect he like the dream guy he has a nice body, beautiful long curly black hair, generous and kind, beautiful eyes, lips, everything about screams aesthetic and perfect like It doesn't feel like this guy Is real. I'm guessing he probably goes to the gym because of his body but also takes extremely good care of himself, he just perfect 😫 , and he probably packing🤭 if he could be mine I would definitely make him mine and trust me I'm am not obsessed with this guy one bit 😉 (I have dreams about him every single night and i think about him every second of the day).

Person 1: you see that.... that... guy over there? Who Is he? Does he even belong here?

Person 2: Oh that's Abel you he's out of this world 😩😍

by Anyomoous1234 December 22, 2023


Abel

Terrible solipsistic people who suceed arbitrarily.

Hym "Yeah, Abel sacrifices a Lamb and Cain sacrifices wheat. God chooses one over the other and the one that isn't chosen is angry enough to kill the other. The story makes no reference to Cain bitterness and resentfulness as the reasonfor the rejection the sacrifice. That is a figment of Jordan Peterson's imagination. Which is harder: Tilling the ground or babysitting sheep? God rewarded the won that worked less hard and the harder working one murders him. THAT IS WHAT JORDAN PETERSON IS DOING TO ME. I sat around and watched the sheep's fuck and was rewarded by God with the most significant achievement of the modern age. I am become as God himself."

by Hym Iam July 26, 2024


Abel

Abel is a king he loves to care about people and he likes to help people he loves hanging out with his friends he likes playing sports he also likes video games

Wow I wish I was Abel he has such a cool life

by Slashman290 November 13, 2020


abel

a red head

funny

you are such an abel

by January 18, 2023


Abel

He's awesome he doesn't like school when hes in it because he doesn't understand it he will always gets a F but he is a smart person he knows a lot of stuff when he plays sports he reads every play in sports if hes young right now then he will grow up to be a football player he plays every postion but hes the best at QB hes a good leader he will probably be drafted by the browns to get them their first supper bowl win he has the arm of patrick mahomes he runs as fast as lamar jackson and reads plays like rustle willson so any browns scouts should draft him im a witch and i put that curse

abel is the best player ever

by MYNAMEISJEFF14 October 20, 2020