Absolutely Free

The phrase uttered by Dane Cook seperating it from it's close companion, free. Free- something that appears to be free (according to the English language) but has hidden fees. (shipping, tax, ect.) where as absolutely free is the closest thing resembling the English word free, while actually being 100 percent free of cost

1: dude I got scammed. I got a free garden thing at midnight but I still had to pay freakin 7.50$

2: Ya. FREE. If it's "free" it's not costless. "Absolutely free" is costless. U got jacked

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absolut zero

1. The point in an evening of drinking where one blacks out from copious amounts of Absolut
2. A time in one's life where their only joy is returning home for more Absolut

1. Jimmy - Dude, was that you running around the party screaming your ass off last night?
Dan - I don't remember man, I hit absolut zero at about 11...

2. George - Is it just me, or has Rob hit absolut zero since he started working as an accountant?

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Absolutely perfect

My bae bae

Maddie is absolutely perfect!!!

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Absolutely Nothing

Women's way of saying she has nothing but yet everything.

I have absolutely nothing to wear.

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Absolute zero

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1) Science; The temperature at which any molecule will oscillate/vibrate at it's slowest speed.
e.g.:-
-273ºC
-459ºF
0ºK.

2) Slang; A hopeless person.

1) "And so class, we can now see that this material has reached absolute zero. The molecules are at the slowest they'll ever be."

2) "Godfrey is an absolute zero."

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Absolute Legend

People that:
Don't spam with Erron Black on Mortal Kombat
Bite Ice Cream
Know what girls do during their free time outside of school
People who beat Asians in video games
People with followers on Reddit
People who crap at school
People who choose to go outside by themself at night on Friday the 13th
People who actually raid Area 51
People outside of the USA that don't see us as clueless fat lards
Don't eat any cookie dough when they can

Dude, Anthony is an absolute legend!

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Absolute

a phrase used when talking about anarcy or when something is going to be out of control.

P1:That shows going to be out of control, its gonna be awesome.
P2: Absolute!

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