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Actual Netflix and Chill

Netflix and relaxing before idiots changed it. Just relaxing while watching Netflix. Seriously, if Netflix and Chill meant Netflix an sex then why didn't they just call it that?

What were you doing last night?
Oh, just Actual Netflix and chill.
Like Netflix... and chill or just Netflix and Chill?
Just Netflix and Chill.

by A lonely waffle November 25, 2016

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actual suicidal tendencies

not the band

I have actual suicidal tendencies.

by sqreemwithme January 10, 2018

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actual poo

one who smells like poo (i.e., bad) and/or acts like poo (i.e., crappy) so much that they are like actual poo.

Bob is actual poo; he has been so difficult lately.

by beanbeane July 27, 2011

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Actual Friends with Benefits

People who are friends first and foremost, but also engage in sexual activity without romantic involvement. There is no intention to ever become a couple or to ever stop being friends, though the benefit of sex may stop at any time.

AWFB cannot be used in place of Fuck Buddies like how FWB is often used, as AFWB is specific to people who would still hang out as real friends if sex was no longer an option. Aka, they're actual friends.

My Actual Friends with Benefits (AFWB) was coming over to catch up on life, help me do my taxes, and bang. But then they found someone they want to start a relationship with, so now we're only catching up and doing my taxes.

by Unique Pseudonym January 12, 2021


Well yes, but actually no

A phrase often used to point out instances of technicality, ambiguity, or hypocrisy.

1. A technicality. The meaning of the phrase in this context is "well yes, technically you are correct about superficial elements, but actually no, you are wrong about the substance in some way that invalidates the premise."

2. Ambiguity. The meaning of the phrase in this context is "well yes, some elements of this that have merit, but actually no, there are further details that must be considered."

3. Hypocrisy. The meaning of the phrase in this context is "well yes, I will say something to you to temporarily satisfy you, but actually no, my true actions will go against what I've said."

Site: Will you provide an example? We won't let you submit this without an example.

Me: Well yes, but actually no.

by TheStray7 January 1, 2022

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Actual Factual Fact

Actual Factual Fact is the term used for somethig that is undeniably true.

It's abreviuated to AFF

"I've had too much to drink. Actual Factual Fact"

"She's got a lovely rack. AFF"

by jwbulmer January 16, 2010

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an actual train delay

An expression used to describe an individual who through sloth-like behaviour causes others around him or her to be late for any event.

The term is often used by students at college or university (UK) and is sometimes used to refer to an individual who has been annoying, retarded, or been witnessed doing something of unquestionable stupidity.

"What a tool, that guy is an actual train delay."
"Late again, that Brannan is an actual train delay..."
"If Sarah doesn't stop pissing about we'll miss the start... AN ACTUAL TRAIN DELAY!"

by 488042 April 17, 2013

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