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Spur of the moment adoption

where a kid is kidnaped by a pedifile or as they like to call themselves a kid lover.

Man1: I didn't know you were adopted.
Man2:yeah it was a spur of the moment adoption.

by deep blue 2012 December 29, 2010

6πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


adopt me pt2

wujsujwje

adopt me pt2

by kiitybunnigirl August 26, 2021

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Mum, am I adopted?

MuM, Am I aDOptEd?

This sentence is from Tommyinnit 3000 subscriber qna

Mum, am i adopted? Yeah. Oh.

by Gitewwlahye January 29, 2021


Dick's smoothie and adoption center

The absolute best best place to go if you want a slave labored and a smoothie at the same time

person 1: I want a slave labored child and a thick and creamy cocoNUT milk
Person 2: Then go to Dick's smoothie and adoption center

by Dick's smoothies_official March 11, 2020


adopt me kid

A children who plays adopt me in roblox, a game that uses bots and making roblox laggy, full of scammers. Adopt Me is being hated by most of the robloxians.

Ligmaballs1234: ey u wanna play phantom forces

Hotspaghetboi82: sure

unicorngirlcute7171: screw phantom forces, adopt me best.

Both: what a adopt me kid.

by hebadme April 24, 2021

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


National Adopt a pet Day

On this day you HAVE TO adopt a animal

1:Hey do you what day it is?
2: no what day is it?
1:it’s national adopt a pet day!
2: oh cool I’m going to go adopt my very first pet

by Bestselling October 21, 2019


if he find out adoption ( Theme song for adoption ) by Syafinaz Binte Zainal.

if he find out adoption ( Theme song for adoption ) by Syafinaz Binte Zainal.

if he find out adoption ( Theme song for adoption ) by Syafinaz Binte Zainal.

by Kmqq April 22, 2023