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AG Wizard

Someone who is highly skilled in acedemically giftedness.

Wow, man, you're such an AG Wizard!

by Glex Areen October 23, 2016

28πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

by Banja January 7, 2011


AG Wizard

Someone who is highly skilled in the program of acedemically giftedness.

Wow, man, your such an AG Wizard

by Glex Areen October 23, 2016


Security Age

The modern era, in which people in a variety of settings are given extra scrutiny to determine if they are truthful about their identity and their rights which they assert, the world has increased amounts of monitoring, and big brother has an overall more watchful eye.

Unofficially, the Security Age began on September 11, 2001.

Everyone is considered suspicious until proven not a terrorist in the Security Age.

Many things that were easy before the Security Age began are now a hassle.

During the Security Age, only ticketed passengers are allowed passed security checkpoints at the airport.

You go to a dry cleaner during the Security Age wanting to retrieve your clothes you dropped off, and the attendant says "ID please."

by Bed time March 22, 2010

45πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Beekeeping Age

When an older person (usually a man) around 40-50 is attractive. It comes from an episode of Rick and Morty where Summers friend talks about how she wants to fuck Jerry and says he’s β€œBeekeeping age”.

β€œOmg Pedro Pascal is definitely beekeeping age”

by Mr. BeeKeeper March 5, 2023

1363πŸ‘ 193πŸ‘Ž


football age

a term used by football (soccer not NFL) players for halving your age so your career can last longer. a practice developed after they had to play for a decade before being discovered by talent scouts at which point they only had a few years left in them. they would then say 'i'm 20' when they were almost 40 and a half. smh. your age as should be known by the public. not necessarily on your birth certificate.

ed: that striker looks my dads age but he said he's 24!

word: yeah thats probably just his football age...

by ed the Word September 11, 2009

26πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


aging hipsters

Kraftwerk-listening, craft beer-drinking poseurs of a certain age. They dress their toddlers in Ramones t-shirts and jam their middle-aged spread into low-rise skinny jeans.

Those aging hipsters were complaining about the noise at last night's hardcore show.

by Mr. Weebitzy December 28, 2011

55πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž