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The Unemployment Aisle

This is where you can do self check out in grocery stores and such.

I'm in such a hurry and I only have 3 things to buy. I'm just going to have to use the unemployment aisle!

by cher_cherbear January 05, 2017


AISLE 4

AISLE 4 is the proper interjection to use when a high level of awesomeness or accomplishment has been made.

This would be screamed when reaching the top of a mountain, discovering something amazing, or giving praise to a risky daring decision

"dude I climbed to the top of the water tower last night and got some amazing pictures"
"hahaha no way man thats soooo AISLE 4"

"Holy shit we found a new cave! AISLE 4!!!"

by Alcatrap January 13, 2021


Pulled an Aisle 4

When you are at the grocery store, specifically the pasta aisle, and you attempt to trust a fart, but you inadvertently dedicate down your leg, creating a puddle of liquid excrement that some underpaid janitor has to then deal with.

Dang it, I accidentally pulled an aisle 4 at Kroger today and now need new jeans.

by whywaco1993 May 01, 2024


Aisle Sweeper

A person so fat, typically found at a store like Walmart, whose butt and thighs are so wide, that the shelves are swept clean by the side to side motion of their walk down said aisle.

Tim, did you see that aisle sweeper knock those cans of soup off the shelf ?

by MeanSmart gu May 23, 2021


Aisle herd

A small, large, or huge cluster of customers who seemingly know each other and will converse for what seems like hours in an aisle of some retail establishment. A cluster of people blocking access too and from either end of an aisle.

Hey Jerry, those people have been in aisle three for like 30 min. That's totally an aisle herd

Jesus Christ another aisle herd, I just want to yell at that gaggle of customers and tell them too fucking disperse.

Man that aisle herd has been standing there for what seems like hours. I can't work around them when they do that and they are so rude.

by Maple Pie February 26, 2017


store-aisle preamble

Refers to the preliminary "look-see" stroll dat you make along a store's shelves prior to requesting assistance in locating a certain item of merchandise; this ensures dat you will not feel foolish --- and/or needlessly interrupt a probably-already-overly-busy store-employee --- by asking for help in finding something dat was actually right out in plain view all along, and so you could likely have spied it yourself if you'd simply been looking more carefully/closely.

I always make sure to do a through store-aisle preamble before calling an associate to help me find something I want to buy; it always a relief to see the employee pause and scratch his/her own head while seeking out my desired item (or have said staffperson regretfully tell me that either the store doesn't carry what I'd wanted or it's out of stock), since this means that I don't have to feel foolish or guilty for having "interrupted someone for nothing".

by QuacksO May 15, 2019


Clean up in aisle 1

Accident in the pants. To dedicate in ones pants

Need a clean up in aisle 1. Ive shit my pants

by Pushed a little too hard December 03, 2018