Aisling is typically a girl who is quite tall. Taller than most her girl friends.
Aimee: Look! Aisling is taller than Blake!!
Also known as Assling, Aisling is the biggest bitch you will ever meet. She’s extremely rude and annoying. Has zero sense of style, doesn’t understand manners and is angry at the world for no reason. Not all Aisling’s are Like this... but majority
Aisling got so mad she assaulted Kiki in Chemistry class
Chad: yo I totally aislinged that guy
Brad: sick broski
A small, large, or huge cluster of customers who seemingly know each other and will converse for what seems like hours in an aisle of some retail establishment. A cluster of people blocking access too and from either end of an aisle.
Hey Jerry, those people have been in aisle three for like 30 min. That's totally an aisle herd
Jesus Christ another aisle herd, I just want to yell at that gaggle of customers and tell them too fucking disperse.
Man that aisle herd has been standing there for what seems like hours. I can't work around them when they do that and they are so rude.
The place where eggs are stored in a grocery store.
Lexi: I need to go to the egg aisle.
Camden: The fuck is an egg aisle? You mean the Dairy Aisle?
Lexi: No, the egg aisle. Where they keep the eggs.
When you are at the grocery store, specifically the pasta aisle, and you attempt to trust a fart, but you inadvertently dedicate down your leg, creating a puddle of liquid excrement that some underpaid janitor has to then deal with.
Dang it, I accidentally pulled an aisle 4 at Kroger today and now need new jeans.