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A fire breathing dragon from Alaska.
Hey, look at that Alaskan Firedragon flying through the air.
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Filling a person(s) butthole with boiling water and then having them emitting the water from their asshole spraying your face and melting off the outer layer of skin.
Man i cant wait for my skin to grow back from the Alaskan Geyser Morgan Freeman gave me last night.
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Shoot your load into the girls mouth pinch her lips and smack her in the back of the head so it comes out like two tusks
Last night i gave Katrina the Alaskan Walrus she was pissed
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A word designed to confuse simple minded people like John and Tyler.
John and Tyler couldn’t figure out what an Alaskan Sawmill is so they gave up and made an Eiffel Tower with each other.
During sexual intercorse you slip a sour warhead into her pussy.
"Yo fam I just alaskan sauerkrauted her"
The Alaskan Taco is rubbing ice/snow on a woman's vaginal parts (all over) while eating a fish taco /taco shell with chili (no judgement of taco choice just those are the best)
While playing Mariah Careys "All I want for Christmas is you" or if that selection is to much then "Baby its cold outside".
IF ATTEMPTING THIS PLEASE DO NOT USE THE FOLLOWING:
Icy Hot
Dry Ice
Fake snow
1.I gave my girl an Alaskan Taco last night and she is still cold.
2.My dick hurts I never should've tried the Alaskan Taco maybe icy hot wasn't a good replacement.
When you are getting a blowjob and you quofe so hard that cum comes out of her mouth, nose, and ears
Jack "OMG I gave that hot girl in 4th period an Alaskan Hailstorm"
John " HOLY SHIT YOU MEAN THE ONE THATS DATING JAMAL?!"