Intellectual Klepto

a coworker who steals the idea(s) of cowork of others and later presents them as their own.

1. I loved your graphic so much I copied it and used in in my ad, I am such an Intellectual Klepto.
2. John the Intellectual Klepto, wanted me to steal a web form from abc.com
3. I am such an Intellectual Kelpto, I stole this graph from bob's presentation.

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pseudo-intellectuals

1. Non-intellectuals who can at least keep up the appearance for fifteen minutes.
2. Cop-out postmodernists.
3. Critics.

...After fifteen minutes over coffee discussing the qualities of Emerson's work as being original, he screamed in desperation: "There is nothing left to be original about! There is nothing original left! I see no value in anything because everything has already been thought!" He then made an effort to point out the flaws in a friend's poem and how she could improve it with synonyms and left in silence.

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pseudo-intellectual

A term used by pseudo-intellectuals to insult other pseudo-intellectuals.

Person 1: He is so intelligent.

Person 2: Bullshit! He's a pseudo-intellectual.

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wikipedia intellectual

one whose vast amount of knowledge, information, and trivia is gained primarily through wikipedia articles.

You know, Einstein was said to have watched his best friend drown when he was young just to see what it was like." "How do you know that?" "Oh, I'm a wikipedia intellectual.

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non intellectual

For non-intelligent people, or people who have lesser mentality and in academics

One that requires intelligence to use such a professional word

Very fun to use as an insult to someone making yu feel an intellectual dominant being.

(Taken from whomst'd've example) too lazy to make my own...

Guy 1 (Presumably a Memer) : "Yo, do you Whomst'd've my other pencil?"

Guy 2 (Normie): "What? That's not even a word."

Guy 1: "Ye"

Guy 2: "No"

Guy 1: "Let me restate that you non intellectual; Excuse me sir, do you have the knowledge of whom did have my previous pencil?"

Guy 2: "Can you stop?"

Guy 1: "People like you need to know true culture."

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Intellectual Clone

A person's intellectual clone is someone who believes what that person believes and knows what that person knows.

Intellectual clone is a metaphorical term. The possibility of two people actually being intellectual clones is small.

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intellectual bias

Discrimination against people who are not very smart.

Professor, I refuse to take this exam on the basis that it has an intellectual bias against me.

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