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Stuffing your nuts in your partners butthole
Billy and I went camping and he gave me an Appalachian squirrel so he could stay warm
A jar full of pissed off hornets you use to throw at hostiles
Hey Clayton the ATF is coming get the appalachian molotov, thoes fuckers gonna be tweaking then we can take their dropped stuff.
When you pull your dick out of a woman’s pussy and finish in your hand, then throw it in her face as hard as possible.
Damn we were so drunk on shine that I gave that stripper an Appalachian Facial.
Hiding open bottles of moonshine and other liquor in random spots around your house.
Daryl bought a house with an Appalachian Wine Cellar. So far he’s found a broken bottle of Old No. 7 in the tub, Fireball in the attic, and some mystery moonshine in the crawlspace.
When you have run out of toilet paper and you call your cousin Cletus or equivalent to come and do you a solid and use his stream of urine to clean your chocolate covered starfish.
“Yeah I ran out of toilet paper and I had to give my cousin a call to come and give me an Appalachian bidet to get clean.”
When a group of people cram together on a trampoline under quilts and watch the stars.
Hey, y'all gonna make it to the Appalachian quilt orgy?
When you run through a field naked with a pony chasing after you trying to lick you clean
After eating those mushrooms, I couldn't resist the urge to take an Appalachian pony bath.