Tennis Arm

The unfornutate condition in which one arm is larger and more heavily muscled than the other. Men claim that this is the result of playing a lot of tennis, but generally the real culprit is vigorous masturbation.

Mom: "if Timmy doesn't stop playing so much Tennis he'll wind up with Tennis Arm"
Dad: "...and if he doesn't start putting a sock on it we're going to have to throw away his bed sheets!"

ham arms

When a person's arms are so fat it looks like there are hams hanging off of them. Usually a female.

Hey BP...that chick has ham arms.

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Popeye arm

when a male has one hugely muscular forearm, (generally their prefered hand) due to masturbating too much

losers always have huge popeye arms

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chicken arms

Small bi's(bicep) like a chicken.

Bro, Do you even lift? with those chicken arms.

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arm & hammer

Cocaine, coke, blow, crack, white powda, rocks, magic rocks etc.

Oh look what came in the mail, a scale and some arm & hammer - Outkast

I got to make a million ... using no flows, just arm & hammer and four o's - Nelly

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baby arm

An extraordinarily large penis

"How the hell did he expect me to fit that baby arm of his into my mouth?!?!"

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Alligator arm

In American football, a would-be pass-receiver's arm extended timidly, less than full length, because he senses a tackler bearing down on him and is not whole-heartedly eager to catch the ball. Usually plural.

"He's open, it's there.... Oh! Off his fingertips, incomplete. He had alligator arms on that one."

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