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Someone who has 10,000 hours practice flying an armchair at a maximum flight ceiling of 0 feet above the ground, and who feels like they must never be distracted from their glorious mission of defending their front room. See also: lazy git
I have just been qualified as an armchair pilot, but I can no longer feel my arse cheeks
A person who tries to solve real life crimes by finding evidence exclusively using their computer.
Usually collaborates with people on Reddit/4chan or other forums.
Young Timmy is too into finding the identity of a cat murderer he found online by finding the IP address of the site the murderer set up and posting it on 4chan. He is an Armchair Sleuth.
they scare me no cap. got attacked by a bunch of them for not stanning bts. called me a fake kpop stan for not stanning bts. I love bts. I hate army. I don't stan bts. simple.
ex:
person 1: yo these BTS armchairs are crazy
person 2: fr but shut up we don't wanna get attacked by them
Armchairs: WHATDIDHESAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
1. A video game enthusiast who criticizes a developers' motives/product.
2. A label used by video game developers to dismiss a consumer's requests or suggestions, which may (or may not) actually be a good idea.
We are doing the best we can, stop being armchair developers.
"The armchair developers on this internet."
Someone who goes on holiday with just google street view
Oh, I've never actually been to New York, I'm just an armchair tourist
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A Mahogany Armchair is when you're having sex with a woman and she shits in your lap, then proceeds to ride you to a climax.
Person 1: Bro, I had sex with Becky last night and she gave me a Mahogany Armchair.
Person 2: That's so clutch!!
Someone who is fascinated about touching people's feet, but not as a fetish. They usually have beginner-level knowledge on the anatomy of the human foot and can also give great foot massages.
My sister's boyfriend is kind of a creep about her feet, like an armchair podiatrist.