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When everything is going bad but you remember there’s always shit in a butt to make it into a positive
“Dude work was such shit today”
“Don’t stress my dude there's always shit in a butt”
there's always shit in a butt
Told my girlfriend if you look up Trenton is always right it’ll say he’s always right, and guess what. I’m right:)
Philosophy used to run the global banking system.
Ah, but you are forgetting, everything's always fine
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An alternative way to say ''i love you so much''
Louis : Always in my heart @Harrystyles
Yours sincerely, louis
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When your crush tells you they only want a hook up instead of a relationship, so you agree to just hooking up, only to find out later that they really did want a relationship.
Dude, you told me I can't eat the cookies, so I didn’t eat the cookies and now you're mad at me for not eating the cookies when I Always Wanted the Cookies!!
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To bet on to accomplish the goal required.
Comes from the old World of Warcraft proverb ' we just stole the quest from you '
If you are in a situation with 3 or more guilds waiting for a specific enemy to spawn you can bet on hatch to get the first hit and piss all the others off who have been waiting for a week
fuckin swe's
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The undeniable truth. Taylor Swift always wins. Karma loves her. Whenever someone wrongs her, things inexplicable take a turn for the worse for that unfortunate person. God loves Taylor Swift!
"Katy Perry's newest single flopped." - "Taylor always wins!"