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A mystical entity known to control all energy. Attempting to oppose the whim of the great magnet is never a good idea.
All energy flows according to the whims of the Great Magnet.
What a fool I was to defy Him.
Never cross the Great Magnet. I understood this now...
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A term used for BWC. Bigger than 8 inches. Commonly used for white males.
I tried calling you last night Shonda where were you?
I was with Jon and Jon gave me the great white after watching Netflix. I slept so good Shonda. So good.
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A town in northern Fairfax County between Sterling VA and McLean. Great Falls differs from most of Northern Virginia by having homes on very large yards and having no apartments or townhomes whatsoever. Because it offers a wealth of land and privacy in the middle of the D.C. metro area, homes and estates in Great Falls command very high prices. Within Great Falls is a park with waterfalls that take the lives of several kayakers a year and cliffs that injure dozens of freeclimbers and parkour enthusiasts.
Great Falls has no sidewalks, but many cyclists. There are also many exotic sports cars and fast, winding roads. Because of this, Great Falls has more cyclists hit by Ferraris than any other part of the country. Everyone in Great Falls knows who their neighbour is but has never met them, mostly because 12-foot gates are not very welcoming. There are only two roads to travel from Great Falls to Washington, D.C. This leads to failtastic traffic jams all day.
Man in Great Falls: - "I paid $11 million for a 20,000 SqFt. house with a multi-level deck, infinity pool, tiki bar, pool house for my emo son, basement movie theater, five car garage, horse barn, ballroom, and two-story master bedroom. "
"Five months later, Dick Cheney moves in across the street. FML"
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Girl 1: - "What's that sound?"
Girl 2: - "That would be my next-door neighbour Gilbert Arenas having another party"
Girl 1: - "He sure is noisy for a dude that lives a quarter-mile down the road!"
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Mom in Great Falls: - "John Kerry lives next door"
Visitor: - "Oh?" "How is he?"
Mom in Great Falls: - "I have no idea, I've never met him"
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Guy: - "Some Verizon exec just got hit by a Lambo while he was biking in the road"
Friend: - "What an idiot!" "You'd think they'd build a bike trail for all the idiots in the middle of the road"
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The most beautiful, powerful, great, and cutest ship in the Imperial Japanese Navy! Yukikaze the Great is the only ship you need to annihilate every army!! Wa ha ha~!
Yukikaze the Great is so cute, her commander's so lucky to have her!
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A person who stays inside Harry's Chocolate Shop (A bar at Purdue University) from open (11:30am) to close (3:00am). Harry's Chocolate Shop is the home of the saying "Go Ugly Early"... a saying used to get into the former speakeasy in the basement.
The aeros at purdue organized an event and many became considered the great indoorsman.
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A person who has the natural ability of a sharpshooter since childhood. A natural born marksman who can hit targets while in the standing position. A real tactful person at heart who has the skills to back it up. Someone that is top notch in everything he does even after making alot of mistakes in life.
You should talk to him, he's a great shot.
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A mysterious savior, identiy unknown. He gives us no labor for all that is shown. With the RFTA in one hand and CM in the other he put them together to make us. Bow down to him. (God in a Cult)