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Bloody Astronaut's Helmet

An unraveled condom that is then inserted into a woman's vagina that is on the rag. After marinating in her discharge anywhere from 1-36 hours it is removed. The "astronaut" then blows it up and wears it over his head.

Peja: Hey Mills, did you hear about Hawks?

Mills: No, what did that freak do now?

Peja: Apparently the only way he can get off is when his girl is on her period and he performs the bloody astronaut's helmet.

Mills: That is so fucking hot....

by Shirtless Peja March 8, 2014


The Albuquerque Astronaut

A sexual act in which the male urinates into a fishbowl and dunks the female participant's head into the bowl and anally penetrates the woman from behind.

Last night was crazy man, I gave Becky the Albuquerque Astronaut.

by Therealnielofthegrasstyson April 5, 2024


Korean Astronaut

A Korean bab that will take you out of this world.

Gee wiz, I could use a Korean Astronaut right now.

by Bootie slammer 96 October 28, 2016