Autistic Playtoy

noun. Those 3-sided "Fidget Spinners" that people play with in the middle of class to releave stress. Created for the initial purpose of calming the autistic down. Also known as "Autism Toys." Seriously, look that shit up.

"Look at my rare gold and dark blue fidget spinner!"
"I don't want to watch you play with your autistic playtoy you degenerate fuck."

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autistic puppy

Whe you're doing it doggy style with an autistic girl then she starts to bark like a dog

My sister is an autistic puppy

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autistic screeching

the effect of a certain individual usually male with a ridiculous man bun and disgusting chin hair getting smacked

as soon as I smacked alberto the autistic screeching began.

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Autistic Yawning

The act of yawning when the motion resembles that of an autistic child. Neck craning, mouth opening, and eyes rolling back.

"Dude, look at him. He's got Autistic Yawning in his genes. Look how his neck cranes, his mouth opens, and how his eyes roll back"

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autistic wheezing

When you or your chums are laughing so hard, you end up making a sound of an old vehicle starting in the cold winter, instead of laughing.

Damn, that's some hard autistic wheezing!

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autistic

Autism is Carl Britton

Hello Carl you are a autistic Grape

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Jækla autist

For more information, look up Birk

Du er en jækla autist

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