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Average-tastic

(verbs) Anything that would be considered average by the people at My Life is Average. Typically things involving dinosaurs, ninjas, crayons, or zombies, or things along those lines.

I had a Disney coloring book, and I colored it all in. Then I ate some dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets. It was a pretty average-tastic afternoon.

by Turtles are awesome November 4, 2010

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Average Joe

A belief created by DJ Mac Milly & Millah that the majority of listeners in hip hop are completely oblivious and ignorant to what is new and exclusive and not. Average Joes are also very cocky at doing so, thinking they have the exclusive and that they know it all.

There are a few different kinds of Joe's:

1) The Cocky Joe- As mentioned above, these individuals just know everything. They have all that new shit too. If a Worthy fan of Hip-Hop trys to converse with a Joe, there is no chance. Simply because the Cocky Joe is too busy yapping about what they know instead of listening for once.

2) The Fake Joe- These Joes are just trying to do what is cool. If you show a Fake Joe a Dope ass album (ex: Get your mind correct by Paul Wall & Chamillionaire) that requires more listening than just hearing the beat, they will not think much of it. But if you hear back from them in a week, they will tell you how dope such a cd really is (but not even truly knowing about it).

3) The Go With The Flow Joe - These Joe's play it smooth. With their ego of rap knowledge on the line, they have to agree that they have heard everything that you present them with. Whether I show them the new SwishaHouse mixtape, G-Unit Radio, or the LL Cool J, they have just heard it all (even though they really havent) and they know more than you.

Even though there are a few different kinds of Joes, in the end they are all the same, and if you dont like to deal with bullshit, dont deal with the Joes, its that simple....and if you dont understand what I just told you, you are a Joe.

"Fuckin average Joes think they know everything, thats why I dont fuck wit em"-DJ Mac Milly

"Those Average Joes piss me off so bad, Fuck Em"-Millah

by Milly January 16, 2005

24πŸ‘ 54πŸ‘Ž


average asian

an Asian man. usually has a job you'd expect an Asian man to have, such as math teacher. drives either a Honda or Toyota. looks like he just got of the boat

*Mr. Lee walks in*

Kamil: hey look, its Mr. Lee the average asian.

Ms. Gamboa: Kamil....thats so inappropriate.

Kamil: but he is

Ms. Gamboa: see me after school

Kamil: goddammit!!!

John: your a dumb ass

by Kamil P/Jonathan B January 4, 2009

16πŸ‘ 37πŸ‘Ž


average cat

when your cat is average

Jim Bob: Hey that cat it just sitting there.
Poopsie: Ya that's an average cat

by cat is cat March 7, 2010

3πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


average whiteboy

A boy who does average things that white boys do such as, but not limited to: having an interest sports, video games, chills with the boys, and acts as a β€œplayer”. He is typically attractive and attends the gym often.

Luke is an average whiteboy!

Kyle said β€œSaturday’s are for the boys”, he is such an average whiteboy

by ShellyGetsJelly May 3, 2018

4πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Average Joe

Apparently, the phrase "Average Joe" only works for any white male living in a two story house with a white fence around it. Sorry, darkies.

"Look, there's an Average Joe!"

by The above statement is true. September 21, 2007

35πŸ‘ 110πŸ‘Ž


above average

Being between "that's good" and "splendid, superb". Intonation matters.

your anal twitch is above average.

by badman_bat April 9, 2016

4πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž