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when your parents walk in on you masturbating.....and then they join you
person1: dude, i was beating off last night and my dad walked in and said, "hey, that chicks hot, son" then he whipped it out and started jerking it too
person2: dude, that's awkward...
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someting unuaslly came to occurence
in a question- did kelly do nething awkward today?
in a sentence- kelly was doing very awkward things today.
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Awkward Squad is the name given to that group of people in any organisation who cause problems and difficulties. They are apparently normal, everyday human beings, but when they get together, things just go wrong. They are not necessarily troublemakers, although in some instances they can be, but some strange synergy causes things to go wrong in their collective presence.
The origin of the word dates back to just after the Second World War when National Service was compulsory in Britain for males over the age of eighteen. This meant that all sorts of people, some of whom were totally unsuited to military service, were inducted into the armed forces. That they were unsuitable quickly became apparent, and they tended to be grouped together to keep the clumsy, the unwilling, the careless and troublesome in one unit which became known as the awkward squad
"Get ready for problems, the awkward squad is doing a computer presentation."
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The result of an awkward situation in which the topic is misunderstood or ignored by the other person. Signalled by the joining of thumbs, extension of fingers to create a bird like shape, raising them over one's head, making the sounds of a crow.
A Boy and Girl are sat together:
Boy: It wouldn't make any difference if I ate anything off your body, you're so flat chested it'd be like eating off of the table.
Girl looks vacant. Boy signals the Awkward Crow...
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One of that best bl you will ever read.
have you read the new chapter of That Awkward Magic
yes it made me cry
The result when one person tries to give another a high-5, but the other person tries to give a fist bump. Once these two hand gestures meet, they form a turkey at a really awkward moment.
person 1: "Dude, we just made an awkward turkey!"
person 2: "Well, this is awkward."
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Awkward random stated by Harry Edward Styles is a way to describe something awkward and random but combined in one word.
"Oh wow didn't see you there that's totally awkward random."
"Well what do you bring Liam? ✨NO HAIR✨. That is totally awkward random."