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a baby who is literally your dad, i don't know how that works
"I have a baby daddy with a wet diaper"
"The fuck?"
A boy who which has a girlfriend that calls his Daddy.
Most of my Baby Daddy's names are Chris. My boyfriend/Baby Daddy was eating dinner with my mom and dad, I asked "Daddy can you pass me the ketchup" My boyfriend and my dad both reach for it.
Baby daddy is someone who you dont wanna call boyfriend but you still love him
I can’t wait for my baby daddy to get home
A baby daddy is a man whom you aren't married to and he has impregnated you. therefore he is your baby daddy.
Me: he baby daddy
My baby daddy: shut up fat whore
euphemism for male masturbation
Becoming a baby daddy typically (though not always) requires a male orgasm, and so for a male to bring about an orgasm on his own could count as practicing for the eventual orgasm that will result in baby daddy-hood.
A: "What are you doing this weekend?"
B: "Not too much... mostly just practicing to be a baby daddy."
A: "Don't get it in your eye."
When the sperm donor who was present and unhesitatingly participated in the boogering of eachother that caused the eggo to become prego; dips in and out whenever he feels the want and/or need regardless of your wishes which causes you to lose you're mind more and more each time he comes around saying "love"this, talking "family" that, which happens on repeat until either you or him dies.
*Note: Child(ren) becoming adult(s) living own lives does not and will not ever relieve symptoms caused from Baby daddy batty.
Opposite of Baby mama drama
Baby moms: "I can't stand my baby's dad, he dont ever get me this upset that I be acting up this crazy like"
Baby moms homegirl(aka "auntie"): " You're probably going loco cabeza coo coo bonkers or how they say baby daddy batty cuz of him and his b.s. Mmhhmm."