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When a bachelor orders a lot of food to improve solitary weeks.
Pete was going out to the cottage with his girlfriend, while Lorenzo ordered Chinese food for the fifth time that month. Lorenzo is always single and orders take out from restaurants habitually - bachelor takeout.
Food that a sinlge man can't eat and stock in the house if he was living with a woman
hungry man tv dinners are my favorite bachelor chow
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A diploma earned by a male college student who is single at the time of graduation. In many employment-fields, this attribute may not seem very impressive//laudable/desirable on a résumé , since many employers prefer married men who have "settled down" and thus are seemingly displaying some social progress and responsibility.
Telling a prospective wife that you have a bachelor's degree may actually lower her perception of you, since she will wonder why you have not already landed a suitable spouse by this time.
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A paper towel, for eating food off of.
Do you want a plate for that pizza, or a bachelor bib.
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So what did those three gay guys do in the hotel?
I heard they had a Bachelor's Triforce!
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Ketchup; so called because of it's occasional use by lazy bachelors as a makeshift spaghetti sauce when they're nothing else in the fridge.
Damn, we're out of canned tuna and Vienna sausage. Guess it's time to break out the bachelor sauce.
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Hotel room waste basket urinated or vomited in by drunken or lazy male guest.
"Dude, I was so hammered last night I could make it to the bathroom. I had to use the bachelor's latrine."
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