Scratchie Bachelor

A single man who becomes a more eligable bachelor from winning big on a scratchie ticket. Ultimately giving him the title of the scratchie bachelor.

Also a great idea for the next series of the bachelor: The Scratchie Bachelor In Paradise.

"Paul won it big on a scratchie. He's a scratchie bachelor"

"How much did he really scratch? I need to know before we take this further"

bachelor chow

Food that a sinlge man can't eat and stock in the house if he was living with a woman

hungry man tv dinners are my favorite bachelor chow

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bachelor's degree

A diploma earned by a male college student who is single at the time of graduation. In many employment-fields, this attribute may not seem very impressive//laudable/desirable on a résumé , since many employers prefer married men who have "settled down" and thus are seemingly displaying some social progress and responsibility.

Telling a prospective wife that you have a bachelor's degree may actually lower her perception of you, since she will wonder why you have not already landed a suitable spouse by this time.

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Bachelor Bib

A paper towel, for eating food off of.

Do you want a plate for that pizza, or a bachelor bib.

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Bachelor's Triforce

Threesome involving only men

So what did those three gay guys do in the hotel?
I heard they had a Bachelor's Triforce!

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Bachelor sauce

Ketchup; so called because of it's occasional use by lazy bachelors as a makeshift spaghetti sauce when they're nothing else in the fridge.

Damn, we're out of canned tuna and Vienna sausage. Guess it's time to break out the bachelor sauce.

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Bachelor's Latrine

Hotel room waste basket urinated or vomited in by drunken or lazy male guest.

"Dude, I was so hammered last night I could make it to the bathroom. I had to use the bachelor's latrine."

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