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An unfortunate typo of the phrase, "back on," in which the k and the space are omitted accidentally.
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Made of nasty pig innerds, contains huge quantities of fat, and is cooked in its own grease. The best stuff on earth and a friend to all mankind.
Nigel: What is this heavenly, crispy substance?
Porter: That be the bacon, fool.
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Baconizing is a term used to describe the process of the process of turning someone else into bacon and lard by means of over feeding them, or encouraging them to overeat.
Him: I’ll buy you some large fries with my ice cream.
Me: I don’t want fries I’m full. And I’m trying to lose weight
Him: (hands me the fries)
Me: nooooo I can’t resist them, they’re so tasty. You’re trying to sabotage my weight loss by baconizing me.
the intensity and clarity of the bacon essence. this can be compromised by adding the bacon to a dish, thereby masking the full rich flavour of the bacon, losing some of it's baconicity.
Adding cooked bacon to mac n cheese is terrific, but the cheese sauce makes it lose it's baconicity.
Bacon-ation (bay-con-ach-on)
1. A celebration that involves bacon as a central theme.
2. The festivities engaged in to celebrate something while including bacon.
3. An act of celebration with bacon.
"Hey Charles, I can't believe you cured cancer! Time for a Baconation!"
"My dearest love, I can't think of a better way to celebrate the miracle that is the birth of our first child than by consuming copious amounts of bacon. Put down the baby, its baconation time!"
The art of being exactly 98.7 kg at the age of 53 and 142 says. Pretty much a at pig
Eh eh look at that bacon on the other side of the street how does he walk
An edible food. Despite being named "bacon" its actually cooked. And despite cookie being named "cookie" its actually baked.
I ate a bacon for lunch yesterday.