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Another name for a Jewish person. Occationally degratory.
"Where did all these Yarmulke wearing Bagel Munchers come from?"
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A slut that has been fucked so many times you can see straight through her vagina like a bagel.
The stupid slut bagel has been on that corner for 29 years.
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the act of randomly but strategically placing bagels in an urban area.
Bagel dumping is when you leave a bagel on a sign, the roof of a building, or a persons desk when they aren't looking, Basically any place you see fit.
A jelly bagel is very simply described as when a man, or woman has a tongue ring and eats out his or her partner's butthole, also known as a rimjob, until it bleeds.. It is called a Jelly Bagel because the butthole is the bagel and the tongue ring acts as the knife that spreads the jelly, which of course is the blood.. Bikers, as well as hardcore rockers, often like to use the Jelly Bagel as their main source of sexual arousment.
Austin: Damn Ben, that jelly bagel you gave me last night was intense. Im still feeling it this morning!!
Ben: Yehh, tell me about it..Im still cleaning the pubes and the blood off my tongue ring..
Austin: We are doing that again soon!!
Ben: Fo Sho!!
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When one were to get fucked in both conveniently placed holes, often by a father figure
I always get double bagelled by my dad I do - Molly
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A maneuver in racket sports, most commonly tennis, where the athlete his a ball with the backside of their weak hand while spinning to return the ball.
Federer just had to finagle a bagel to win his match, that was incredible
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Originating in NYC this fetish is when gay males use cream cheese as anal lubricant.
Mikey- “I heard Samy and Jeremy are really into Manhattan bagels. They claim they taste so good.”
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