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after you finish having sex and took off your condom filled with the creamy essence of life, make a balloon from it and throw it to the unlicensed hostile kindergarten located under you window. just think of the face of the person that will pick it up in the morning. smile with delight
mommy mommy look i found a balloon
thats nice sweety... ewwwwww throw it away its a sperm-balloon!!!
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A sexual fetish from people feel attracted for a balloon. These balloons can be simply party balloons or any inflated pool toy.
These fetishists use the balloons in masturbation to stimulate themselves or simulate a partner. They buy bigger ballons +18" (inch) to increase the climax and get a better orgasm.
This fetish is documented since ballons commercial mass introducing in 50's but only with Internet popularity the adepts organized themselves in communities and feel relief for knowing that they aren't alone in the world. There's a industry feed they including pay sites, virtual stores where they can buy balloons of any size or color.
For a fetishist, get a each time bigger and giant balloon is very important - the visual stimulation and touch sensation increases with the size of the balloon.
I feel very excited when I seat in a balloon and put it between my legs. Balloon fetishism is great!
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Injurious sex caused by the perpetrator ignoring your safe words. Derived from former MO Speaker Rod Jetton's alleged assault and battery during sex, causing his sexual partner to go unconscious, and later blaming her for not using the safe words, "green balloons."
"Claudia's dead, because John tied her up during sex and went all green balloons on her."
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So effectively what we're saying here is condom.
Care for a poon balloon before you ride the hershey highway on your meat motorbike?
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Reece would have got that munter pregnant had it not been for that boom balloon he had in his wallet!
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What uncut men can do if they wake up with a piss boner and pinch the end of their foreskin closed when pissing. The foreskin expands and becomes a piss balloon.
Best done in the shower, or over someone you either really hate or who finds watersports fun, as releasing the skin causes a real explosion of piss.
I had the usual morning piss boner, so I made a piss balloon on the way to the shower.
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an awkward ballon is much like the awkward turtle in that it is used during times of awkward silence, awkward conversation, etc. To perform the awkward balloon one must hold their arm out at a 90 degree angle from their body with the hand in the shape of a fist. While slowly release your fist you must look slowly from your fist up to the sky as if to say, "bye, bye balloon."
"Wow, you sure are an awkward balloon"
"Bye, bye awkward balloon!"
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