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Peeing inside a women in lieu of ejaculation.
"I gave her the ol' European baptism last night"
When out in a European country and you get shit on by a bird, preferably a pigeon.
"Hey Andy! We are sitting outside drinking in Venice and 4 out of the 5 of us just got shit on by a bird!" "Ahh yes, a European Baptism."
It's a thing where priests drown babies on a pool of holy water
Example: Bryan went on his friend's baptism party.
The cousin of a golden shower
When a girl squirt all over ya face during sex and you enjoy it
A: Yo are you into golden showers?
B: Nah, i’m really more of a baptism person
The process of washing your sex toys so that they are ready to do your bidding
After his baptism Jamie was ready to join the other altar boys during Sunday servicing duties
When she's on her knees in the shower and ready to get the dick in her mouth, you stretch your sack out into the shape of a bowl and fill it up with water. Then you dump that holy water on that bitches head to let her know she is blessed enough to gargle your unwanted children.
That bitch wanted to choke down the pole in the shower, so I had to give her a baptism to suck down on this communion.
The act of having an abortion in a porta potty.
Have you seen Rachel?
She's out back giving a blue water baptism to her youngest