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When she's on her knees in the shower and ready to get the dick in her mouth, you stretch your sack out into the shape of a bowl and fill it up with water. Then you dump that holy water on that bitches head to let her know she is blessed enough to gargle your unwanted children.
That bitch wanted to choke down the pole in the shower, so I had to give her a baptism to suck down on this communion.
It's a thing where priests drown babies on a pool of holy water
Example: Bryan went on his friend's baptism party.
The cousin of a golden shower
When a girl squirt all over ya face during sex and you enjoy it
A: Yo are you into golden showers?
B: Nah, i’m really more of a baptism person
Peeing inside a women in lieu of ejaculation.
"I gave her the ol' European baptism last night"
When out in a European country and you get shit on by a bird, preferably a pigeon.
"Hey Andy! We are sitting outside drinking in Venice and 4 out of the 5 of us just got shit on by a bird!" "Ahh yes, a European Baptism."
When due either to sheer size or the unfortunate effects of age related gravitational force, a man's privates take a "dip in the pool" during the course of a seated session on the toilet. The Brown Butter Baptism can occur during the act of dropping the steamer, or as a result of the swirling effects of a courtesy flush. The BBB is particularly undesirable when loose bowels are a factor, such as in colonoscopy prep.
Wow, that brown butter baptism really burns. I should never have eaten that burrito.
Somebody needs to invent a crapper nut sling so I don't take a brown butter baptism every time I go #2!
When you ejaculate on her fore-head in a praying position
“Gave her the ol’ dirty baptism last night”