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A close cousin to the dingleberry, butt crack barnacles involve small fecal matters that cling to the equator of anal shrubbery during the defecation process. Such large-scale delinquent turds have most often been cited in the human male species, although felines and canines are often privy to butt crack barnacles as well.
"I thought that Daisy's litter box needed to be fumigated, but turned it out was just my butt crack barnacles."
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Labia, the ladies' clam.
Also described as:
Mooseknuckle, pleasure button, sex index, tongue twister, magic pinkie,
"Eat that beef barnacle like you would a twinkie, hey where's the cream filling? Ahhh there it is." *gurgle*
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word used to when your shocked, suprise , and etc
meaning like "ohh shit"
John: "Dude did you know theres a test today?"
Eric: " Really man?"
John: "Yea!"
Eric: "shid nickel barnacles!"
Petunia & Patootie
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Exclamation used by Captain Haddock in the English translation of one of the adventures of Tintin.
(Flower pot shatters on Haddock's head).
Haddock:
Billions of blistering blue barnacles!!!
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Someones who manufactures a crisis as an excuse to attach themselves to others.
The office crisis barnacle's parasitic grip on the boss tightened with her every phony squeal for help.
some weird lumpy volcano looking shit that grows of shit
stay away from it my nigga
Nigga this barnacle shit got my pee pee hard...
When you take a large shit and It goes *plop plop* while you are watching G.I.L.F porn
Person 1: Damn dude that's disgusting
Person 2: I know dude I totally had a barnacle