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see you next tuesday

Said to someone when you out smart them or otherwise pull a fast one on them. Originated from the punchline of a joke:

One Wednesday, little Billy went to school. The teacher said, "For the next three days, I will be asking a trivia question, if anyone answers any of them correctly, they won't have to come to school on Monday. The first question was, "How many grains of sand are on all the world's beaches?" No one knew, not even little Billy. Suddenly, a paper airplane flew across the room. "Okay," said the exasperated teacher, "who's the comedian with the paper airplane?" No one knew, not even little Billy.

On Thursday, the question was, "How many stars are there in the Milky Way?" No one knew, not even little Billy. Suddenly, a gigantic, phlegm soaked spit wad embedded itself on the blackboard behind the teacher. "Okay," exclaimed the frustrated teacher, "who's the comedian with the spit wad?" No one knew, not even little Billy.

On Friday, little Billy brought to school with him two, large, black bowling balls and hid them under his desk. At the precise moment before the teacher asked the day's trivia question, Billy rolled the two bowling balls down the aisle and they struck the wall behind the teacher with a massive jolt. "Okay," huffed the now infuriated teacher, "who's the comedian with the big black balls?" Little Billy answered quickly,

"Eddie Murphy, see you next Tuesday."

Man: "Hey, that jerk just stole my wallet!"

Thief: "See you next Tuesday!"

by Jetsterdajet March 25, 2007

136๐Ÿ‘ 184๐Ÿ‘Ž


okay i see you

a compliment, used normally when seeing someone on a device

Look at who I pulled dude! *shows picture of girl*
Okay okay i see you

by kittylooser January 18, 2022

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


i see you out there

When your G is about to partake in "mackin'" or he is about to, the phrase: "i see you out there" is used to invigorate the "macker" to get ready to blow the "mackee"'s mind.
Can also be used just to pump up the person who you are saying it too
Similar in use to the phrase "i see you" even though that is of a less awesome degree

TG - "Yo mah nigguh i see you out there"
Daniel - "I do it like i see it sonnnnnn"

*evan is about to get his mack on
TG - "I SEE YOU MY NIGGA"
Evan - "YEEE NIGGA"

Flo Rida - I see you D. Guetta!
No Flo Rida...you see him out there

by QueenBeeDoubleDee June 23, 2010

10๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


lovely to see you here

the cringe sentence that shows up when you open the online BBC account setting. It also features the lovely face of Sir David Attenborough

lovely to see you here

by OOGOFODJFPEWJ January 14, 2021


see you next decade

What noisy, annoying little shits say before winter break in 2019 to piss you off before leaving and going to set Californian forests on fire.

โ€œSee you next decade!โ€
โ€œGet cancer, Stuartโ€

by TheAnswerIs9 December 20, 2019

6๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


see you on the other side

When you know you're gonna mentally die in a challenging event.

Dammit, I got a test tomorrow. See you on the other side!

by Dacoo12 January 11, 2018

19๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


ill see you tomorrow

When you really bored asf and in the mood to be in bed maybe fall asleep or maybe masturbate.

Hey ! ill see you tomorrow

by mikeesins April 4, 2020

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