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piece of semi-solid bodily waste evacuated through the anus and discovered in the unflushed toilet
“Fuck me…who’s the rude cocksucker that left me a toilet fish?”
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The work of fucking Satan.
It is the worst meme possibly conceived, if you can even consider it a meme. It is so unbelievably wretched and cretinous to where anyone over the age of 5 knows that it is terrible. It was created by some guy on Youtube or smnth. The meme is so terrible and absolutely fucking atrocious that it makes me, and several other groups of people want to rip their eyes out. The meme has been going for way to long, similar to another terrible meme, the "Ohio Meme". Both of these fucking memes are so horrendous. Little children also try to say this meme has lore, but it doesn't. at all.
The fanbase of this meme consists of little crusty iPad kids who aren't even potty-trained yet. This meme is largely on Youtube Shorts, which is a detestable internet landscape that is also a rip-off of TikTok.
Seriously this meme is so absolutely disgusting.
i, and everyone else on the internet other than those infants on YT shorts agrees, that this is the worst thing ever.
Father: Hey son, what'cha watching?
Little breastmilk-drinking, crusty bed-wetting 4 year old who lacks any form of intelligence: Skibidi bop bop bop skibidi skibidi bop
Father: *gets out a revolver and loads it*
Little breastmilk-drinking, crusty bed-wetting 4 year old who lacks any form of intelligence: skibidi bop shop mop skibidi skibidi toilet is so good i really like skibid bop shnop glop skibidi-
Father: *now deceased due to the revolver.*
Little breastmilk-drinking, crusty bed-wetting 4 year old who lacks any form of intelligence: skibdi nfir frfI FUCKING HATRE SKINDIJTOIELT OH MY FUCKIGN SGOD
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A phrase that means cussing -- like "potty mouth", "garbage mouth", or "gutter mouth".
Don't drop that coffeepot on your foot, or you'll develop a case of toilet tongue so severe, the casting director for National Lampoon's new movie "@*$%! You and @*$%! The @*$%ing @*$%! Too!" might call and want you to play the lead role.
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The extinct tissue that early civilizations used to cleanse their rectums after defacation.
"Toilet Paper has been nowhere to be seen since the coronavirus raid of 2020."
A popular Midwestern expression similar to "Tough Luck."
Guess what republicans, you lost the election again, tough toilets! or This letter here says that I can't keep my $1000 a month junk health insurance policy that only covers a box of band-aids, oh well, tough toilets!
a man whos genitals touch the toilet bowl water while seated; a man with a huge dick and/or balls that hangs so far down that they take a bath while he is mounting the porcelain goddess.
n: toilet-dipper
v:toilet-dipping, toilet-dip, toilet-dipped
girl - "that guy and i hooked up the other night, he is definitely a toilet-dipper!"
guy - "dude, i hate when i fuckin toilet dip!"
friend - "yeah that is pretty dirty, what does your girlfriend think of that?"
A store that sells cheap items such as clothes and toilets. Any item that is considered inferior is sold at the Toilet Store.
"Hey nice clothes gentlemen. I didn't know the savation army was having a sale."
"Hey! Where did you get those clothes... at the toilet store?"
Person 1: Where did you get those socks from, the toilet store?
Person 2: Shut up, I forgot my dress socks.
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