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status, most often immediately after consuming large amounts of food, where one positions himself comfortably on a sofa, recliner, or bed and assumes a trancelike state with absolutely zero motivation to move. similar to a whale that has beached itself. food drunk. glutenous relaxation.
Brian and Monroe just left the china buffet's all you can eat crab leg night. They will probably be beach stat shortly.
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Hamilton Beach, NY also known as Hami is the part of Howard Beach, Queens that is tucked away in the corner of the neighborhood and not really talked about much. Ya see Howard Beach is divided into 4 main areas 1. Old Howard 2. New Howard 3. Hamilton and 4. Lindenwood. Old Howard and New Howard mostly contain the stereotypical Howard Beach people that even though are only 25% Italian really like to stress that they are in fact in some shape or form, Italian. Lindenwood is a little closer to Brooklyn so it's basically the shiny turd of Howard Beach that really doesn't like to affiliate themselves with Howard Beach whatsoever. And lastly Hamilton which is mainly just made up of a few crackheads, a few minority families, and the rest are people who wanted to live in Howard Beach but didnt want to completely affiliate with it because of its spoiled name. Although Hamilton shares the same zip code as the rest of Howard Beach a lot of people not from Hamilton will isolate it and not include it in its Howard Beach glory.... The thing with this is that everyone from Hamilton is completely fine with that. Many of the "actual" Howard Beach people will also call it a swamp, but what most of them lack to realize is that the rest of Howard Beach lives on the same body of water. However the water is filthy but that's off topic. Hamilton Beach is a great place to live if you like privacy and can deal with crackheads and flooding from time to time.
"Yo you wanna go catch a quick cyph at the bridge?"
"Yea, but which side you want to go on?"
"Let's stay on the Old Howard side it's much safer than the Hamilton Beach side."
"Good call bro."
Referring to the way one shuffles into work/class the day after having spent a full day at the beach, moving a little more slowly than usual because of the excessive use of back and shoulder muscles for water and/or beach sports, the inability to sit or lay comfortably due to the sunburn ranging from irritating to ragingly painful that dictates every move and raises the unnecessary question from everybody of "Did you go to the beach?", and crunchy remnants of sand in the hair, ears, eyes, mouth, or other susceptible body parts even after showering.
Note: A beach hangover can take anywhere from hours to days before achieving a full recovery and may just require a few showers and water, or copious amounts of Aloe Vera and electrolytes.
I spent my entire Labor Day at the beach surfing and chilling with friends, but ended up going to work with a beach hangover the next day.
My cousin was visiting Florida from Minnesota for a week and had a beach hangover her entire stay after spending the first day on the beach.
The headache or fatigue one might encounter after a day at the Beach.
I got the worst Beach Hangover yesterday.
When you're at the beach, and you just got out of the cold water. You're laying on the sand, and you try to get a show boner, but the cold causes it to be smaller than it should, and you probably shouldn't show it off.
What's up, ladies? Check out this half-mast beach dick I've got going. It's literally an inch, and a half, at best.
Gay sex in the middle of a crowded beach, preferably during an orgy. Takes place on spring break. Pancake is when you take two tanned white people and hit a blunt, then have sex under the sun.
"I saw these to guys having a beach pancake, it was hot, so I joined in."
A forbidden technique for changing into a bathing suit passed down from father to son. Without proper practice, using this ancient art may result in dire and painful consequences.
It is performed as follows:
Remove pants, then wear your suit over your underpants, then, remove underpants out from under suit.
Guy 1: Finally here at the beach, let's head over to the changing rooms and get ready for a swim.
Guy 2: Nah bro, you go ahead, I'll just get changed here using Houdini of the Beach.
Guy 1: You can't be serious! What if it goes wrong?!
Guy 2: Trust me, I got this! *Tries it and immediately rips underpants* ... Fuck.