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Urethra Beads beads small enough to fit inside your penis that can reach the bottom of the shaft
My girl wanted to use urethra beads last night
Attendees of a Mardi Gras parade that collect the dirty beads dropped by other parade go-ers. They are often voracious, nasty, sneaky, and annoying in getting these leftover beads.
Hey! Look at that nasty bead rat hoarding all the beads from the piss-lined street!
A sexual innuendo-laced phrase coined by The Late Late Show's Craig Ferguson meant to send censors scrambling for a definition.
In an attempt to legitimize Ferguson's not-as-of-yet-dirty phrase, a suggested definition for a beaded curtain is a pierced labia.
Be careful when entering through a beaded curtain.
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The act of stimulating a partner to orgasm using only friction from braided pubic hair.
I went to Maryland once, I got a beaded curtain.
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Beads that you insert in your asshole and pull out like a lawn mower and pull your intestines out.
Did you hear about his brother? He died from inserting anal beads and pulling out like a lawnmower.
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A phrase to roast someone (normally said to someone who is wearing puka shells or a beaded necklace) who is annoying.
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A phrase that can be said in replacement of words like ‘cool’ or ‘awesome’ in response to someone/something.
Garrett has nice beads
Giorgio had nice beads, but then he hooked up with C.G #yikes
Marcus will never have nice beads because he’s a fucking yogurt eater #nastyfuck
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The act of using anal beads after they have already been used and covered in feces "rust"
Boy Ryan really enjoys giving himself a rusty bead after Mondo is done using his anal beads.
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