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Testicle beads is a process of first having anal sex, then switching to vaginal while inserting the "sack" into the now wide anus. The woman then tenses up making the hole small again and then you yank your sack out and it makes two popping sounds
I want to try testicle beads with my girlfriend, but I would feel so disgusting doing it
Attendees of a Mardi Gras parade that collect the dirty beads dropped by other parade go-ers. They are often voracious, nasty, sneaky, and annoying in getting these leftover beads.
Hey! Look at that nasty bead rat hoarding all the beads from the piss-lined street!
A sexual innuendo-laced phrase coined by The Late Late Show's Craig Ferguson meant to send censors scrambling for a definition.
In an attempt to legitimize Ferguson's not-as-of-yet-dirty phrase, a suggested definition for a beaded curtain is a pierced labia.
Be careful when entering through a beaded curtain.
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The act of stimulating a partner to orgasm using only friction from braided pubic hair.
I went to Maryland once, I got a beaded curtain.
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A phrase to roast someone (normally said to someone who is wearing puka shells or a beaded necklace) who is annoying.
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A phrase that can be said in replacement of words like ‘cool’ or ‘awesome’ in response to someone/something.
Garrett has nice beads
Giorgio had nice beads, but then he hooked up with C.G #yikes
Marcus will never have nice beads because he’s a fucking yogurt eater #nastyfuck
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The act of using anal beads after they have already been used and covered in feces "rust"
Boy Ryan really enjoys giving himself a rusty bead after Mondo is done using his anal beads.
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Beads that you insert in your asshole and pull out like a lawn mower and pull your intestines out.
Did you hear about his brother? He died from inserting anal beads and pulling out like a lawnmower.
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