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your giving your guy head next to and ironing board. right before he's about to cum slap his ass with a hot iron on his cheeks.
He wanted me to give him head so i made him a special belgian waffle.
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N. - The act or process of squeezing the ass cheeks of a female you are anally fucking such that compressed shit comes out, sculpted around your cock in a scone or cone shape, flattening it out, and having the female eat it. Great with whipped cream.
"Oh, there are nuts in this Belgian Waffle. Tasty."
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The term Belgian Standards (often abbreviated as BS) originally referred to the relatively lower standards of attractiveness to which American expatriates held their compatriots while living abroad. The Belgian Standard has been colloquially dubbed "the expat's beer goggles" in reference to poor sexual decisions expatriates frequently make under its influence.
Another common reference to Belgian Standards is the Belgian Ultimatum, similar to the Desert Island Ultimatum in which one person asks another if they would sleep with a member of the opposite sex when stranded on a desert island with no other options. However, in the Belgian Ultimatum, the proposed scenario is generally used as a more subtle technique to suss out whom an individual would sleep with if they had to lower their standards substantially, but still retained a nominal modicum of selectivity.
An often-confused similar term, British Standards, denotes the opposite phenomenon, in which Americans living abroad begin to hold their American peers to higher standards based on the relatively higher attractiveness of the native inhabitants of the foreign country in which they live. In such cases, the so-called All-American moral values of the opposite sex simply do not cut it and fail to substantially improve the attractiveness of fellow expatriates.
"He might be autistic and from Iowa, but against Belgian Standards he's looking pretty good."
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A sandwhich that has been cummed on by accident.
So I was watching a porno with three friends, and I took a bite of the sandwhich, and this horrible taste filled my mouth. I'd just eaten a Belgian Sandwhich. Curse my quick friends.
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When one goes into a bar, pulls down they're pants and pulls they're penis out and puts it into a beer.
Simon! Did you just Belgian dip into my Chimay?
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A sandwhich that has been cummed on by accident.
So I was watching a porno with some friends, and I took a bite of the sandwhich, and this horrible taste filled my mouth. I'd just eaten a Belgian Sandwhich. Curse my quick friends.
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Belgium is the countrey with the best chocolate.
A balgian dip is accualy dipping nice belgian chocolate in home made (chocolate melted into hot milk)chocolate milk.
Oh man, yesteday i was fealing down, i made myself warm chocolate milk, and had some belgian dips, made me feel all better again
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