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"Black Eye Friday" is a colloquial term used to describe the last Friday before Christmas, due to the severe excess of violence that occurs on that night. This is a direct result of: People drinking more, the army leave, the break up of Universities and Colleges and the miriad of work nights out.
Person one: It's Black Eye Friday tonight!
Person two: Yeah, A&E put extra staff on
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A buying event larger than Black Friday,
This marks the day after a President of a Country shuts traveling borders to Europe sparking of a prepper buying frenzies.
First things to go are:
* Hand Sanitizers
* Toilet Paper
* Face Masks
* Canned goods
Did you see the line at the grocery store this morning? It was a new kind of Black-Friday, "Black Plague Friday".
The only day of the week, (Friday), that your black lover can come give you some dick because you're the "side piece".
" Thank goodness today is black dick Friday. I've been waiting all week to get some of that dick"
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A crime on which cops have seriously cracked down over the years. The sentence is usually a beating with nightsticks and a night in jail. The perpetrator is usually released the next morning since it's only a misdemeanor. (don't take this seriously kids, I'm not racist, it's satire)
Jamal and Rashawn had a killer craving for Krispy Kremes, but they knew they'd better stay away from the store if they didn't want to get the shit beat out of them and get booked for being black on a Friday night.
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The day every girl in Slovenia is so excited about.
Girl: OMG Swy just announced their SWY Black Friday deals!
Girl2: OH YAS GONNA GET ME SOME CHALK SWEATPANTS
The human logjam that develops at the front door of a store as too many people try to rush in to get to discounted items. People are shoved, knocked down and crushed against doors as people race to stuff that probably costs the same as it does all year. Black Friday, Black Friday beatdown, shopping, 1/2 price, discounted, coupons, Christmas presents, fistfights, stampede, Christmas, tvs, checkout lines, superstores, logjam
I’m staying in the car until people calm down. We’ve got a Black Friday bottleneck at the front of the store and people are getting nasty.
We celebrating black boy friday !!!!! Sexy black boys !!!!
yo u celebrating black boy friday?
Yes I am