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bleed the matrix

A slang phrase originating in Britain that’s roughly equivalent to the American phrases ‘reinvent the wheel,’ ‘think outside the box,’ or ‘push the boundaries.’

To better understand the term, it’s helpful to think of a mathematical matrix, which consists of a bounded series of numbers, arranged in rows and columns, that forms a rectangle.

To have blood running down such an orderly series would imply that someone has imposed chaos or disorder onto something that was once orderly.

Look man, I’m not trying to bleed the matrix or anything. I just don’t think they should charge me a fookin’ quid to use a public restroom in the tube.

by timr211 November 16, 2019


Bleeding Roses

1. a term used in the place of saying "emo." 2. word most often used when in contact with either a speeding vehicle or a terrible grade(s) obtained in a test, an exam, etc. Also see: Jennifer, Jenniduck, Jenital.

As fast as that car was going it had me bleeding roses!

Dan: What'd you get on your final? Jennifer: Got one good grade, the rest were bleeding roses :(.

by Jwayne9 August 24, 2009


bleeding piss

when someone keeps telling you lies, spewing bullshit

“I thought Bob said you weren’t coming to the party tonight?”
Oh Bob? Nah, he’s just bleeding piss”

by Bleedingpisspeter April 24, 2018


Lollipop Bleed

When you eat so many lollipops that the roof of your mouth starts to bleed

God, Halloween gave me such a lollipop bleed!

by isakarnarson November 7, 2010


blow bleed

to get a nosebleed from blowing ur nose

i got a huge blow bleed when i blew my nose. there was blood everywhere!

when i get blow bleeds, or even nosebleeds, i just let it leak into a cup and continue what im doing untill the cup is 1/4 full. im too lazy to take care of it right away.

by nobody else here October 18, 2017


the big bleed

that time of the month when a girl has her period

I have cramps cuz the big bleed is gonna start tomorrow

by wizardwoman January 16, 2013


bleeding asshole

An extremely nasty person, one who is a great pain-in-the-ass.

Jim infected my sister with a STD, the bleeding asshole!

by Bottock October 29, 2015

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