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Someone is blender material when the user of the word believes that people in general {as well as themselves} would rather have sex with a blender than that person.
Tom: Eugh. She`s blender material.
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When you are caught in a cyclic scheme, trap, or any encompassing phenomenon that is just having its way with you. Whatever that thing is trying to do to you, it does it, repeatedly.
The Instagram algorithms have me caught in the blender by showing me anime tiddies on the explore page.
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when a female blows multiple guys and spits all of the ejaculation from each guy into a blender to pour into her own vagina and live the mystery of who the father is.
person 1: whose the father of that boy?
person 2: no one knows, his mom was a shaft blender.
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a person of mixed race.
Shanay's dad is black and her mom is korean. She's such a blender baby.
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When 3 people eat out eachother buttholes and the same time, and using their tongue in a whirlwind motion.
I just got popped in the butt,and I didnt get the European Blender.
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A Sexual Act where a male defecates into someones mouth, and then proceeds to receive oral sex from the person while they old the stool in their mouth. Effectively blending up the stool into a fine pulp.
I got stool all over my member because i did an Immersion Blender on this chick
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The act of putting a shot of vodka(preferably grey goose) in a mans ass. Then inserting 2 dicks into that mans poor asshole. Then you and the other dick man spin around until your dicks bleed. While your at it you might gumble into the poor asshole. Then your take your bloody chafed dicks out of that poor mans asshole. You soak up the concoction. Put it on a mixing bowl shit in it and then throw up in it.
Dude me and two other guys did an African blender it was disgustingly awesome!
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