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Defiant Blob

A regular MLIA commenters, tinychatter, and flockdrawian, recognized by a fair amount of people within the MyLifeIsAverage commenting community. As the name states, he is a defiant blob. Defiant Blob's interest include animation, OP bashing, and nomming apples.

Defiant Blob has been particularly defiant today.

by Defiant_Blob November 13, 2010

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Blob Dylan

1. Singer Bob Dylan used to have a wonderful singing voice, till one day he went swimming in a lake with a lot of algae in it and he got a frog stuck in his throat. Since then, he's earned the nickname "Blob Dylan".
2. Slang for anyone who used to have a great voice till a sudden accident left them sounding strange.

1. *I've got a frowg stuck in my thrwoat* -Blob Dylan
2. Hank used to be a great singer, then one day he got hit by a roflcopter, he's a total Blob Dylan.

by fisherx12 September 6, 2010

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joe blob

the result of a blow job, ie. hanging dribble uf spunk from your boyfriend's moustache

"hey marcus, you've got a lot of cum around your mouth, you look like joe blob!"

by raffeysod August 6, 2006

18๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gelatinous blob

1: A big thing of a jelly-like substance.
2: A really fat person or thing.

1: Silly putty
2: "Hey Greg, look at that gelatinous blob! He's really fat!"

by SuzanneOwnsYourLife November 7, 2006

6๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blob rocket

When at a certain time of the month one blasts off into a pre menstral rage.

She blasted off on her blob rocket, must be that time again.

by Posogerus March 6, 2021


stank blob

1.) An extremely ugly baby; 2.) Noxious blob of matter; 3.) A way of saying you have taken a shit.

Brenda: Have you see Melissa's stank blob?

Frank: I haven't.
Brenda: Well it is very cringeworthy to look at

by Vampric July 21, 2017


Blob Job

A blow job from an overweight female.

Well, she looked much bigger than her Tinder picture, so I didnโ€™t hit it. I settled for a blob job instead.

by Willcooperlutz April 1, 2019