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Similar to "bros before hoes" but to ensure all is well with the blokes before going out for a toke. Also includes going out for a toke without asking the blokes if they would care to join you.
Steve: Dude, where'd you go?
Mike: Out for a quick toke.
Steve: Why didn't you tell me first? Blokes before tokes!
When a bloke cums during sex, after one stroke.
The man I had a one night stand with was a one stroke bloke.
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When you fuck a chick in her vagina with your shit, then you eat her out.
shit fucking Cleveland Steamer Bloke Cheese Steak
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A reverse naked bloke is like a reverse naked choke in martial arts, however the victim is folded up like a pretzel as the aggressor tries to put his cock inside the victims arsehole.
“Fuck me I’m sore from BJJ last night, Steve had me in a reverse naked bloke last and now I’m farting yoghurt”
You know dem ones when a guy goes up to a girl and he's like "OOOHH HELLO" and confesses his undying love for her, uh, and she tells him shes not interested so, you know, he rightfully lets her know that shes a fat ugly slag and he never wanted to shag her anyway. Yeah, that one.
Source: WillNE - Catfishing 1000 Men On Tinder With A Snapchat Filter - 3:34
Guy One: I was talking to this girl yesterday and I asked her out
Guy Two: Did she say no?
Guy One: Yeah, then I activated Rejected Bloke Mode
This lad is as hard as nails don’t go near him otherwise he’ll fuck you up pussyole
Bob-Oi ste
Steven-Yeah mate
Bob-I heard hard bloke Lewis is down the pub
Steven-lets get the fuck outa here then
Bob-Yeye
Of, or relating to male-to-female transexxuals engaging in physical violence against another person(s).
"Geez.....I saw that tranny Tatianna in a punch up"
"Oh yeah....she "punches on like a bloke"
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