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An alcoholic drink.
In a shot glass (NOT a cordial glass):
1/2 shot Bailey's Irish Cream
1/2 shot Kaluah
Topped with whipped cream as high as you can make it.
After the shot is made, the drinker can do a liptease, and lick some of the cream off the top. If the drink has been bought by somebody else, this is almost a requirement.
The drinker places her hands behind her back, leans over, wraps her lips around the shotglass and straightens up, tilting the head back and swallowing the shot in one gulp.
This is a good way to get free drinks, just make sure you don't choke. It takes a while to master the technique of doing this gracefully and looking sexy.
Girl 1: Remember that hot blond guy from the club last night?
Girl 2: Yeah.
Girl 1: After you left I ordered a Blow Job shot, and did it with him watching, I totally didn't go home alone.
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When a girl is sitting down and lustfully locking eyes with a guy standing above her. Similar to the eye contact made while giving head.
Guy: She's dtf. She gave me blow job eyes.
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the act of oral sex while simultaneously massaging the shaft and scrotum or the male genitalia in a piano like action
Tron: Dude jenny played symphony #9 on my cock last night.
Bovice: what ya mean bro?
Tron: toats ma goats, she gave me the best beethoven blow job last night ever
she played my dick like a piano bro
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Blow Job Guilt is when a guy spends anywhere between an hour or half a day begging his girl for a blow job, gets it, and then feels guilt afterwards.
Normally it goes in three stages:
1) Initially requesting the blow job and getting turned down.
2) Begging and pleading.
3) Turning sour, childish, or even angry after some time.
She finally gives it to him, and he feels bad when he realizes that he feels really good afterward and she is visibly upset/disppointed/feels used/feels like a cheap whore.
GUY: Hey baby, why doncha go down on me?
GIRL:I've got stuff to do, and I don't feel well.
GUY: Aw come on, baby.
(twenty minutes later)
GUY: Hey baby, come on, come on. Youre so hot, and it's turning me on. You know I love you.
GIRL: I think I have a fever, and I'm still upset cos my grandma died yesterday.
GUY: Aw come on.
(twenty minutes later)
GUY: Shit, how come all my pals get it whenever they want but .. what the hell.
GIRL: Look, I just don't feel like it, okay?
GUY: Aw what the hell. I guess you just don't love me even after all I do for you. Shit.
GIRL: Okay, okay fine!
(after he finishes)
GUY: Hey? Hey baby? What's wrong? You okay?... Hey you hungry? Hey how bout I take you to McDonalds like I've always been promising you.
GIRL: (thinking) Oh he's just got blow job guilt.
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When your Girlfriend is GGG Bi- is willing to partake in 2-way blow job w/ another girl.. Enducing a Deluxe blow job .\Or more particapating women.
bill: Where'd you and your girlfriend go last night?
stan: She took me to dinner, then she took me to a Rainbow Party . joe, I got the Ultimate Blow Job!
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A Pepper Blow Job is a specific kind of blow job where the individual giving the blow job has recently eaten spicy food. If the giver has eaten a mildly spicy meal such as a Korma, it's possible for the blow job to be stimulating for the receiver without being painful. However, receiving a Pepper Blow Job immediately after the giver has consumed a very spicy meal such as a vindaloo can be extremely painful for the receiver.
"Man, I got the best Pepper Blow Job last night."
Alternatively;
"Some girl gave me a Pepper Blow Job without telling me she'd eaten spicy food. My dick is still on fire."
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Kinky sex position wrapping your penis up in a blintz and serving with sugar and syrup for the best blow job of your life.
After Suzie gave my that terrific blow job blintz, we haven't spoken to each other very much
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