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A stage of being so stoned (high) that nothing makes sense and you cant pay attention to anything that is going on at all during this period of time. Eyes are usually super low and bloodshot and one cannot put words together in correct sentences. Also everything seems funny as shit even though it probably isnt
1. Dude im stoney bologna right now sheesh
2. Cmon lets go get stoney bologna!!
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Body of Origin Dickn’balls Scandinavian
A man’s hard on is commonly known as this because of a pony’s specific conformation and temperament thus the bologna before it is sliced is a large spherical lunchmeat emulative of a male’s penis.
(Female) I am going to ride the bologna pony tonight!
(Male) Hey dude, you better hide your bologna pony it’s bulging out of the side of your gym shorts.
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The state of a penis after sex. It resembles a loaf of bologna.
Dude I boned that bitch and had a bologna bonner for like an hour after.
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The act of slapping someone in the face with a single slice of bologna. Often leaving a cold, slimy residue on your cheek. However; you must say "Bologna Slap!" while in the act of slapping.
"Bologna Slap!!!" "The sound bologna makes when slapped in the face."
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Person 1: I'm going to Bologna, Italy this summer.
Person 2: You know what that means..
Person 1: Yes I know, I'm going to get head.
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A females nipples that are so large, that they take up almost the entire surface area of the woman's breast.
The color of the nipple has an identical shade as bologna.
Her bologna nipples should be put on a meat slicer and be served a a deli.
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A slice of bologna with the center eaten out first when one is very baked due to the influence of marijuana. Many people eat bologna doughnuts when hungry but have no money and no other food besides cheese doughnuts.
Doug: "Hey bro you got any food?"
Ethan: "Im broke right now man but i might have some bologna doughnuts in the fridge."
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