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dude i fucked her then i fucked him, i play both sides of the ball
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The process of inverting ones penis to make it a vagina. Completely reversible, and usually done by the local rabbi.
Did it hurt when you got the best of both worlds?
No. Rabbi Timothy has the gentlest hands in the world.
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as seen in a bumper sticker on facebook in the phrase:
"so...we're both wearing jeans...wanna make out?"
when a makeout sesh is desired, but you want to be discrete about it, you say "so...we're both wearing jeans..." and wait for a response.
not many people are familiar with this term, so it may need some explanation.
hey ainslie...so we're both wearing jeans...
ahahaha.
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An expression used to describe somebody who isn't mentally stable or isn't very intelligent.
See also - not playing with a full deck, a few bricks shy of a load, not the sharpest pencil in the drawer
Nothing my neighbor says makes any sense. He's not rowing with both oars in the water.
To be in a sticky situation, where you are getting fucked regardless. There is no winning
A cooler way to say stuck between a rock and a hard place, like cigarette lit on both sides. Can’t do nothing about it
Taking a shit and ejaculating at the same time
the definition says it all
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refers to the male leaving the copulation bed because he needs to take a crap, he sits there with his hard-on outside of the toilet bowl, drops a big turd and immediately flings a load of ejaculate toward the bathroom wall in front of him. There is no feeling of orgasming, simply of unloading some jism. Return to the bed and cum a lesser load.
the definition says it all
I had to stop humping her to go drop a load, and I did, from Both Sides Now.
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