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The greatest game in history. Every Nintendo character, plus Snake and Sonic. Fighting. A lot. You can't deny it's power.
Dude 1 - "Hey, let's go to your house and have a good round of Super Smash Bros. Brawl!"
Dude 2 - "Very yes."
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The best fucking game in the entire fucking world. Do not try to compete with its awesomeness, for you will be over taken by its amazing, shit-tastic powers.
It is a game with 35 of Nintendo's Superstar characters who fight against each other in a manner unlike most other fighting games. It's awesomeness is so awesome, you will say nothing but one word.. awesome.
I love your deminishing hair line. I want you va jay jay to cover my doingle berries.
Super Smash Bros. Brawl? I tried to compete with its awesomeness, but I was over taken by its amazing, shit-tastic powers.
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A good game which becomes even greater because it makes idiots on the Internet furious. These idiots, known by terms such as tourneyfag, tourneytard, faggot, queer, NEERRD, and other such names believe that this is a bad game because they can no longer wavedash. The real story is that they don't want to have to learn how to play Brawl so they would rather complain about it, fail at ruining the fun for everyone else, engage in fanboy entitlement, or try to hack the game and turn it into Melee: No Fun Championship Turbo Edition 95.
Person A: Damn, Super Smash Bros. Brawl is great. But what could make it even better?
Person B: *whines about no wavedashing, pratfalls, and other stupid shit*
Person A: Thanks, that's just what I needed! *picks Yoshi, goes to Smashville and owns Person B*
Person B: Damnit! If I was on Final Destination and if items were turned off and if I had picked Fox instead of Falco I would have beaten your casualfag ass!
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Multiple sex acts performed by one chick to a dude that would take the work of several cell mates. The chick chokes you with one hand, bites your nipples and aggressively fingers the dudes butthole with the other hand while he jerks off, replicating the actions that may take place in a prison brawl.
“Jay told me Christine choked him, fingered him, and nibbled his nipples, all at the same time while he jerked off the other night. She did all the things Joe and Dan told me about the brawl in cell block 99 all by herself!”
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(Simile) Bleeding excessively.
This guy is like a haemophiliac in a bar brawl, get the fuckin doc!
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A fighting game for the Nintendo Wii, Brawl features characters from all over the Nintendo franchises (plus sonic and snake), and lets them beat the hell out of each other.
A solid fighter played by many, but severely hampered by incredibly stupid and annoying 'additions' that come very close to completely ruining the game. For example, your character has a chance to fall over and lay on the ground at any given time, which is absolutely inexcusable for a fighting game. Another example is how the game gives you the ability to save replays, but only if they are less than three minutes long, and no serious battle is ever that short.
However, the biggest problem with Brawl is its unbalanced nature, with the character Metaknight having the unfortunate combination of being infinitely better than the entire rest of the cast and requiring practically no skill to use. This means that a less-skilled player can easily beat a professional just by using Metaknight, and that makes tournaments and such incredibly boring and stale.
Because of these unimaginably stupid miscues by the developers, a group of players hacked brawl, removed all the stupid crap like the aforementioned trips, and balanced the characters. The new version of the game is called Brawl+, and you can play it on the Wii.
Those who don't want to play a hacked game often find themselves going back to Smash Bros. Melee, the prequel to Brawl - a fighting game that you don't randomly fall down in.
Super Smash Brothers Brawl player #1: So let me get this straight - you just won because my character randomly fell over and you nailed me with a Bair while I was down?
Brawl player #2: Yep. Talk about an empty victory. I feel bad for you.
Brawl player #1: Melee?
Brawl player #2: Melee.
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dumbass copied clb and drink cum
Brawl talk leaks and news is so lame.
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