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Little kids who play pvp.thearchon.net and are in the faction broccoli. Examples of this are SniffyEH (Best cannoner), Dhir (Annoying PvPer), and Everywheremessi (Raging Bow booster).
The Broccoli Squeakers are clowning in chat.
Wow, we just got split by the broccoli squeakers.
I think these broccoli squeakers need to get hit.
The green miniature trees chopped up in a bag found in ur grocer's frozen vegetable aisle.. also synonymous to the infamous britney spears
Tonight im having ramen noodles, hardboiled eggs and broccoli spears!!!! yaaaa
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Boy named Cohen, has very nice broccoli hair. Super sweet, easy to talk to, great friend. He's the ultimate bestfriend (and mom).
Omg Cohen is sooo nice! He has such beautiful broccoli hair, hes like a broccoli boy
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A good looking Jewish boy who has curly hair that resembles that of a broccoli stem.
Damn, that boy was Jewish Broccoli.
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Someone that isn't nice to look at but you know is good for you.
Guy 1: Dude your new girlfriend is stank AF
Guy 2: Yeah she really makes sure I'm happy, I just can't bring myself to look at her
Guy 1: Man you got yourself some eye broccoli
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To masturbate or otherwise pleasure oneself
Where's Darren? Oh he went to cut the broccoli.
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This phrase applies to situations when a girl comes round and she is not what you expected, be it because she has 'catfished you' or she just had really strong game and come round without you first asking for a picture. You still want to hit it up because otherwise it is a waste of time and the rest of the night will be awkward if you reject it, so you hesitantly sit there and reluctantly fool around with it like a kid eating tea that mum has cooked knowing that you have to eat it, but you just really don't want to.
Oh dude i got a chick over last night and i was pushing the broccoli until i blew so that she would leave.
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