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The phrase Bungee bollocks does not have to refer to older men though as it a phrase used for when, someone of the male gender wears shorts and their bollocks have dropped out and are in clear view.
The drooping of the skin around the bollocks due to aging can cause men of 90+ years of age sometimes have trouble with this and end up tripping over their own bollocks.
Arnold: Hi Trev you ready for that run.
Trev: Yeah sure, just waiting for Laurie.
'Laurie Approaches'
Arnold: Don't look now but Laurie has bungee bollocks.
Trev: Woah you could hang a baby off those.
It’s like committing suicide but knowing you’ll survive and then actually surviving and coming out of it as if you just escaped death.
Hey Lucas, wanna come bungee jumping with me?
Yeah man!
Alrrrriiifgghhhtt!!
When she doesn't take the pill she has to pray that the rubber doesn't rip just like when you do bungee jumping
"Are you on the pill?" "Nah I'm bungee jumping."
The pinnacle of questions to be asked on someone’s Snapchat / Instagram story. The writer knows full well that the person answering the question has not cause… dying is not cool. Expect this question to be asked by your local 8th grader.
Have you ever been bungee jumping?… shut up Daniel NO
Bro, your mums a magician, since i banged her, i got a bungee penis
When a man and women both bungee jump off of a building one after the other, and the man slams his penis into the women's cavity while he's still going down and she is going up. The man is usually charge with murder because the women will die. The man will end up with a broken pelvis.
Jailbird 1: how did you end up in here
Jailbird 2: I Bungee-gungeed the misses
Jailbird 1: So that's why your balls are wrapped up like a f*cking mummy
Bungee Jelquing is the act of letting yourself hang from your ceiling/elevated surface from an industrial grade bungee cord, wrapped around your penis tip. Doing this will effectively tear many segments of the shaft's tissue, causing your penis to grow back longer than before after healing.
Graham: Dude, I think bungee jelquing is paying off, i've gained four inches in the last year!
Sean: Oh man! I think I gotta try this bungee jelquing thing out for myself!
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