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A metaphor for when you repeatedly struggle to do basic tasks. Can't find your keys and they are in your hand, opening doors into yourself, locking keys in your car, etc.
Man 1: "I can't find my glasses or my keys"
Man 2: "You are wearing your glasses and your keys in your hand"
Man 1: "Ya, I'm driving that struggle bus today"
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Perjorative term used to describe wankers that take buses, generally shouted out of a car window while driving past.
I might be a bus wanker, but at least I don't drive that gay yellow car.
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The most awesome of all vehicles. The VW Bus is spacious, comfortable, versatile, beautiful, and fuel-efficient. It is perfect for both long and short-term road trips, and makes crossing the country a pleasure. Its large capacity allows friends, bandmates, and fellow hippies to come along for the ride.
The VW Bus is also completely unsafe due to the nonexistant crumple zone in front of the dashboard (this means that there is a sheet of metal the width of a tuna can protecting your legs in event of a crash.) This lends an air of excitement and risk to every road trip.
See also kick ass, beauty, marijuana, touring and band.
"Ah, man, did you see her new car? I heard she drove to CA to get it."
"Yeah, it's a fuckin' beauty!"
"A '77 VW bus! Holy fizznats!"
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To have a pair of big and blue tits.
Woah look at her bu tits!
Omg! They look incredible!
A game in which participants will buy a ticket on a bus, take a sleeping pill, and get off at the next stop after they wake up. A long-distance version is also practiced in which the participants will use a Greyhound bus.
I am bored. Maybe I should play Bus Roulette and see where life takes me.
To light a cigarette while waiting for a bus at a bus stop. Derived from the belief in murphy's/sod's law, which states that a bus (on which smoking is not permitted) will always arrive shortly after a cigarette is lit.
(Man waiting for bus): "Ill just summon the bus.."
A bus that follows a hot air balloon to provide transportation back for balloon riders once the balloon lands.
The driver of the Chase Bus realizing the balloon was decending, sped up to get to the target area before the balloon landed.