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When one orally removes a dingleberry from someone elses asshole.
After my girlfriend gave me a blumpkin I had a swedish meatball sized dingleberry hanging from my asshole. I bent over and she took gave me the best swedish butler ever. Cleaned that dingleberry right off.
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A butler named Quinten,
He reads the bible, and has corn hair, and people usually mistake him for a piece of corn. No, he isn't a butler, but when he was 4.5 years old, his dream was to work in the butler industry. But he doesn't even have the qualifications to work in MacDonalds. He currently sits with is face to a computer screen talking to random people.
Thee story of the butler named Quinten.
Friend: Hey Quinten, How are you?
Quinten the butler: HeY qUinTeN, hOw ArE yOu?
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An employee with a wide variety of often menial duties. Someone who gladly will complete whatever task is requested.
George serves as my Monkey Butler. Some days he works on getting new clients, other days he merely gets my lunch
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The act of placing your anal deposits on a silver tray and serving it to your partner (normaly while still warm).
That skat bitch loved it when i performed my hot, fresh, fudge butler.
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1. the male head servant in a large or important household, with responsibilities that include overseeing the other staff, taking care of the wine and silverware, and sometimes receiving guests in secrecy or in a surreptitious way, often through the rear entrance of the houshold.
2. Homosexual. (slang)(often considered offensive)
see ass pirate
Little did they know that Oliver was a backdoor butler.
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The act of one sticking their thumb in another's buthole, and then "serving" them their own feces by placing the dirty thumb directly into their mouth. In order to make this "rusty", one may not use lube to help the process.
for added excitement try the "reverse rusty butler": have the person do a headstand so that the thumb is inserted as a "thumbs down".
"After all-you-can-eat tacos, things got hot and heavy off the tequila and I gave her a mad Rusty Butler."
"After yoga class Erin was showing off her new headstand pose when Chris decided to surprise her and slip her the reverse Rusty Butler."
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A very expensive private university. Known for their men’s basketball in the big east conference. White as hell. If you’re a student you’re stuck in the butler bubble. Everyone’s friends with everyone and we all know everyone’s dirt. Has various smells including the door by Atherton that always smells like shit. Never trust the Atherton food. For a small school we have major school spirit. The only party life here includes senior houses because all of the frats are probably on probation. If you go to Butler, you’re probably a cool ass college student! GO DAWGS!!!
“Do you know of Butler University?”
“Yeah I watched them beat Villanova three times in a row!”
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