butty

A faint yet persistent whisper of booty doom—a scent so subtle it makes you question if it’s really there or if your nose is just being dramatic. Most commonly found lingering in tight spaces, gym shorts, and the unfortunate aftermath of an overconfident “just a quick rinse” shower.

Jeremy: do you think you can put both of my nuts in your mouth?
Tiff: I don’t know, maybe.

Tiff: *gagging*
Jeremy: try harder
Tiff: are you sure you washed? It’s a bit butty.

Jeremy: *checking* Oh you’re right, It’s a bit butty.

Butty

A small person

Ayy butty brennan

Sugar butties

Nicely describing a mistake in anger without using a swear word

Oh sugar butties

Butty packer

A person who drives frustratingly slowly, assumed to be driving for leisure or out on a day trip somewhere. Usually older than 50. Synonym for 'Sunday Driver'.

"Look at that twat. Rover 75; AA stickers in the back window and driving about 3 MPH. Butty packer."

Chip Butty

Anal sex but when you’ve both eaten chips (fries for the US) beforehand. Made famous by Ellie from Luton, England.

“Let’s have a chip butty at the weekend”