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What it looks like when you squeeze your freshly shaved nut sack. When you squeeze your newly buzzed balls, it looks like a tomato, hence: buzzed tomato. Often used as a method of attracting mates. 60% of the time it works every time.
"I can't walk after I buzz my tomato."
"I keep fucking buzzing my tomato with your goat."
"Hey Amber, take a look at this buzzed tomato!"
"After a long hour of manscaping my girlfriend loved the look of my buzzed tomato. She couldn't wait to jump on the vine!"
noun An impatient blind midget that has little or no personal hygene. This person also consumes a popular australian alcholic beverage from "1988" this bevarage is called powers gold. the name buzz's dad comes the toy story character buzz lightyear because of his clumsiness and obvious alcoholism.
"stop being such a buzz's-dad stuart and stop stop drinking all the powers" said Ben. "who's there" replied stuart.
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A seemingly intelligent word that dumb people use to sound smart
Ex.
Steve: We need to enter a new paradigm! Stop making so many egregious errors! Let's be retrospective, but proactive too!
Dan: Wait, paradigm, egregious, retrospective, proactive, aren't those just big words that dumb people use to sound smart?
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the hang overs hot cousin. when you wake up after a night of drinking, you find yourself feeling great, very witty, and with a lot of energy, and after a little, you realize you're not completely drunk, but a little buzzed still. this is the wonderful buzz over. you can ride it out or keep drinking and be drunk in less than a couple drinks
dude i'm buzzed i'm buzzed over, lets start drinking!
so lucky i'm buzzed over and not hung over
i never get hang overs, just buzz overs
i woke up so buzzed over that if i drove i'd get a dui!
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To get high from someone who is smoking a joint near you.
You are at a concert or other function, not doing drugs. Someone next to you is smoking a joint and you get a contact buzz because you breathe in the cannabis saturated air around you.
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an acceptable level of intoxication for business situations.
#1 There was an open bar but my boss was there so I could only get business buzzed.
# 2 We were slammed with TPS reports so we decided to crack open a couple beers and get business buzzed.
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An aerial stunt in which an airplane tries to fly as close to a control tower as fast as the pilot can come without collision.
Obviously only acceptable if staged because it is so dangerous.
I'm pretty sure you could get in real trouble with the FAA for buzzing the tower without permission.
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